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From: jack dawson [mailto: dawsonj11@gmail.com ]
Sent: Monday, March 07, 2011 11:07 AM
Subject: Sales Inquiry

On 3-7-11, Jack Dawson wrote:
Hello I will like to know if you sale Loop-Loc pool Covers in your shop if yes then let me know the prices and also the type of Cc that you accept as payment,Thanks hope to read back from you ASAP so we can proceed early.

Regards,
Jack.

On 3-7-11, Vladdio wrote:
Hi Jack,

Yes we carry a full line of stock and custom pool covers.

Since this is March, I have to assume that you are most interested in our Model 5585 Rum Mesh Cover with Electric Spring and Parsley Davit Anchors. This is the most popular cover for this time of year.

This lists for $3,950. Standard discount is 35%. You price is $2,567.50 plus shipping.

We take all major credit cards.

Please let me know if you’d like one of our award winning catalogues. We carry over 110,000 covers.

Thank you.

Iago Grope
Sales Manager
Vladdio Pool Covers

On 3-8-11, Jack Dawson wrote:
Subject: Total Cost Needed

Hello Iago thanks for the response I want you to get back to me with the total cost for the order below excluding freight cost cause I will recommend a freight company to you who will be in charge of the handling and packaging when everything is in order okay :

Model 5585 Rum Mesh Cover with Electric Spring and Parsley Davit Anchors $2,567.50 Qty 2:pcs Needed.

Thanks hope to read back from you asap so we can proceed early.

Regards,
Jack.

On 3-8-11, Vladdio wrote:
Hi Jack,

Thank you for your order.

Your total price for 2 units of our Model 5585 Rum Mesh Cover with Electric Spring and Parsley Davit Anchors is $5,135.00.

Please let me know the following at your earliest convenience:

- Name and contact information of your shipper.
- Delivery address.
- All payment information
- Are both covers to be braided? Yes or No
- Are both covers to be Non-bi-mechanical? Yes or No
- Is there a grant number I will need to componderate? What is the number?
- Please select a mesh color: Green, Gray, Blue, Slimp, Molt, Black, Teep, or Red

We have the covers in stock and are ready to ship as soon as we receive the above information.

Thank you again.

Iago Grope

On 3-8-11, Jack Dawson wrote:
Subject: Shipping Assistance Needed

Hello Iago,
Thank you for the response am okay with the total cost.I want both covers to be Braided and also they should be Non-bi-mechanical .I will like you to go ahead and contact Simex Air And Cargo Afrique via email simexairafrique@yahoo.com or airafrique@coolgoose.com for the freight cost to the address below:

Rev. John Mills
The Mission House
32 Eastern Main Rd
San Juan,
Trinidad - 674-2287

Kindly go ahead and contact Simex Air And cargo Afrique with the pick up address,the delivery address as well as the total weight so they can get back to you with the freight cost so I can know how much it will cost me to have them ship.Hope I get to hear from you asap with the freight cost so we proceed.

Regards.
Jack Dawson.

On 3-8-11, Vladdio wrote to the “shippers”:
Dear Shippers,

Future Pool Cover Owner, Jack Dawson, has instructed me to contact both of you to give us the very best prices for shipment of a parcel to Trinidad.

I am not in the habit of pitting one shipping company against another in an attempt to get the lowest prices, however Jack Dawson seems to think that this is the best course of action. I think it is low and unconscionable but I’m not paying the bills. He is.

Here is the information you need to determine shipping costs.

Pick-up address:
Vladdio Pool Covers
2600 Eskimo Pie Blvd.
Wunderkind, MT 59106

Delivery address:
Rev. John Mills
The Mission House
32 Eastern Main Rd
San Juan, Trinidad - 674-2287

Weight: 825 lbs (including pallet)
Dimensions: 48” x 48” x 40 “ high
APGAR: 6

Gentleman, please keep in mind that your company will be chosen not just on your best price but also on the speediness of your delivery. Also I believe that Jack Dawson is not above taking a bribe.

Let the bidding begin.

Iago Grope

From: Simex Air Afrique [mailto: simexairafrique@yahoo.com ]
Subject: RE: Shipping Assistance Needed

On 3-8-11, the “shipper” wrote:

Attn:Iago Grope,
SIMEX AIR AND CARGO AFRIQUE.
Dear Vladdio,
Thank you for choosing Simex Air And Cargo AFRIQUE(R).The best choice for guaranteed delivery of your packages.Our highly trained agents at Simex Air And Cargo AFRIQUE(R) take pride in making sure your package arrives in exactly the same condition it was shipped,and your satisfaction is guaranteed.We are sending the freight quote to you through this id of ours because due to some reason we are not able to send the quote from the other id of ours.

After viewing and calculation the pickup & delivery Information along without the dimension/weight;we provide a Flat Freight Rate for the transportation:

Pickup Info - Vladdio Pool Covers
2600 Eskimo Pie Blvd.
Wunderkind, MT 59106

Delivery Info - The Mission House
32 Eastern Main Rd
San Juan , Trinidad - 674-2287

We came out with a total cost of $2,190.50 which price breakdown are as follows,

Freight charges - $ 900.15
Custom & Duty charges - $ 575.20
V.A.T & Other Tax charges - $ 355.00
Handling charges - $ 350.15
Total charges - $2, 190.50
All currency is in USD.

Simex Air And Cargo AFRIQUE only accepts payment via Bank transfer.It's our company policy to received payment from your company only which is the pick up location and payment must be made before a pickup can be Schedule via E-mail or Fax.We will forward you all the necessary shipping document as soon as we received the fund.

NB:Just inform us if you are ready to make the payment and will forward you
our Account Dept address to proceed with the payment.If there is anything else
you will like to know,do not hesitate to contact us about it because customer
satisfaction is our aim.

Thank you once again for using SIMEX AIR AND CARGO AFRIQUE.If there are any questions you will like to know,do not hesitate to let us know because customer satisfaction is our aim.

Mr.Alex Clench
Freight and Logistics Manager (world freight)
International Shipping Department.

On 3-9-11, Vladdio wrote:
Hi Jack,

I’m sorry to have to tell you that only one of the two shippers contacted me with freight costs. Cargo Afrique did not.

This might be for the best. Very often when a shipper fails to respond to freight cost requests it means that they are lazy and inefficient and unworthy of your business. I would forget about them and never contact them again. If they contact you and continue to pester you, you may contact me for assistance. I know of some very tough people who can put enough pressure on them so they would never ever bother you again.

I believe that Simex Air could very likely handle the job. And if at the end of our association Simex does not perform to your satisfaction, my tough friends can pay them a visit as well. They ask nothing in terms of payment as they also work in procuring “donated” organs for the black market.

Below you will find a quote for shipping from a Mr. Alex Clench. It is $2,190.50.

Let me know when I can expect payment info for the covers.

Also, nothing will ship until you tell me what colors you want. Again they are Green, Gray, Blue, Slimp, Molt, Black, Teep, or Red. Please choose a color right now. I suggest Slimp, Molt or Red. They stand up best when braided.

Iago

On 3-9-11, Jack Dawson wrote:
Iago,
Thank you for the response,I will like the red color and do go ahead and get back to me with the total cost for the product and the shipping so I can go ahead and let you have my credit card details for the charges.

Regards.
Jack Dawson

On 3-9-11, Vladdio wrote:
Hi Jack,

As I told you before the price of the 2 covers is $5,135.00.

In my last email I told you that the shipping is $2,190.50.

Normally my customers pay the freight charges separate from the material cost. You’re not suggesting that I should pay the shipping costs. Are you?

Iago

On 3-9-11, Jack Dawson wrote:
Iago,I want you to pay for the freight on my behalf so I want you to have my credit card details for the total charges.

Jack Dawson

On 3-9-11, Vladdio wrote:
Jack,

This is a very unusual request.

I talked it over with some of my associates and we all agreed that if we were to do this as a service to you there should be a convenience fee attached to it.

We therefore propose the following:
- 2 covers - $5,135.00.
- Shipping - $2,190.50.
- Convenience Fee - $450
- TOTAL - $7,775.00

In addition, myself and my 2 associates request the following:
- Bob Babarann (Associate #1) - $25 for Girl Scout Cookies (for his daughter’s fund-raiser)
- Duke Oafearl (Associate #2) - $25 for Christmas Wrapping Paper (for his son’s fund-raiser)
- Iago Grope (ME! – Associate #3) - $25 for crack cocaine (I don’t have any kids but I do enjoy crack cocaine)

This last request totals $75. Add that to the other total and you get $7,850.00

If this is acceptable to you, we have a deal.

Please let me know your payment information.

Iago

PS. By the way, I think choosing RED as a color for the cover is a great idea. You will see absolutely NO blood stains ever.

On 3-10-11, Jack Dawson wrote:
Iago,
That is okay with me and I will even like to buy crack for other family members of yours.So do go ahead and get back to me with the review total cost again so I proceed with the payment.

Regards.
Dawson

On 3-10-11, Vladdio wrote:
Hi Jack,

I’m not exactly sure how I should take your comment. Are you deliberately trying to be funny? I know I spoke out of line in my previous email and I regret the faux pas. I was hoping you might have just skipped over it and not even mentioned it. Now that the cat is out of the bag, please know that I am aware of my own problems and I work to correct it daily. And I would appreciate it if you never speak of it again. And since I am doing you a big favor in handling the shipping, I think it’s not too much to ask.

About the payment, the total is $7,925.00

Please forward your payment information ASAP.

Thanks.

Iago

On 3-23-11, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Jack,

It’s now 2 weeks since I heard from you.

Are you still interested in our pool covers? The price may be going up soon so now is the time to buy.

Iago

On 3-24-11, Jack Dawson wrote:
Hello Lago thanks for the response do get back to me with your direct phone number so that I will call and give you my Cc details for the full payment,Thanks hope to read back from you asap so we can proceed early.

Regards,
Jack.

On 3-24-11, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Jack,

I certainly hope you’re not confusing me with another supplier. My name is not “Lago”. It’s “Iago”. It rhymes with “parsnip”. (Don’t ask me why. Something about the phonetics of Latvia.)

We are presently forbidden from giving out our telephone number. Mr. Diomerde believes that the US Drug Enforcement Agency may have our lines tapped. Therefore all correspondence must come via email.

For a summary of the respective costs, see below in the previous emails.

Please don’t dawdle. Prices may rise.

Iago Grope