From: scott warrick [mailto: scottwarrick2@gmail.com ]
Sent: Tuesday, January 25, 2011 6:30 PM
Subject: Re: ORDER
On 1-25-11, Scott Warrick wrote:
I need this Toilet Paper Saver Product Number: TP-01 and What is the price of one..
On 1-26-11, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Scott,
Your inquiry regarding The Toilet Paper Saver Model TP-01 has been forwarded to me.
We are the premier toilet paper accessory company in North America for the past 135 years.
I would like to send you our 2011 catalogue which boasts over 600 pages of over 175,000 toilet and toilet paper accessories. Please give us your address in a response email.
Meanwhile, in answer to your question, the Model TP-01 is available for $5.51 each plus shipping.
Additionally we have the following items on close-out special:
Model TP-4044R - Toilet Paper Recycling Kit: $39.35 each
Model TP-507 GQ - Toilet Paper Stain Remover: $19.95 (pack of 12)
Model TP-99-98 GQ - Toilet Paper Disposal Bow Tie (clip-on): $14.95 (pack of 30)
Model TP-114 PPSAT - Toilet Paper Child Forensic Science DNA Swipe Kit: $34.95
Thank you for your interest in our products and please don’t hesitate to contact me with any other toilet related questions.
Bethanne Fettamine
Sales
Vladdio Toilet Paper Products, LLC
“Number One for All of Your Number One and Number Two Paper Needs”
On 1-26-11, Scott Warrick wrote:
Subject: Re: Toilet Paper Saver Product Number: TP-01
I want this Model TP-4044R - Toilet Paper Recycling Kit at the price of $39.35 and I will
need 100unit of them?What will be the Total cost including Taxes?hat types of payments do you accept?Thank you and waiting for your reply.
Regards,
Scott..
On 1-26-11, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Scott,
I asked our accounting department to work on your question and using a proprietary mathematical formula, they came up with an answer.
$3,935.00
There is no tax on any human waste elimination products or accessories thanks to the Escobar-Fleeber Act of 1912.
We accept ALL major credit cards for payment.
Please let me know how you would like to proceed.
Thank you.
Bethanne Fettamine
Sales
Vladdio Toilet Paper Products, LLC
“Number One for All of Your Number One and Number Two Paper Needs”
On 1-26-11, Scott Warrick wrote:
Hello,
Thanks for the email and i appreciate that.Yes i want to go ahead and proceed with order and shipping.Regarding the shipping, i will be shipping them to my Client Marry F Jones in ( Norway ) and I recommend you contact the Live express air freight and find out about the shipping charges from your location to this delivery address below.
Marry F Jones
Grimstad Plant
Televeien 1 4879
Grimstad, Norway
And this is the contact for the shipping as well:
Name Of Company: Live express air freight
Email: liveexpressairfreight@yahoo.com
The freight company will be at your location for pick up.I want you to contact them and find out about the shipping cost and email me back with the subtotal of the units plus the shipping cost as well.Thank you and waiting for your prompt responds.
Regards,
Scott..
On 1-26-11, Vladdio wrote to the “shipper”:
Dear Live Express Air Freight,
I need a price quote for merchandise to be shipped from our facility to a customer in Norway.
Please note:
Pick up at:
Vladdio Toilet Paper Products, LLC
Gravity Ping Industrial Park
Unit 2
12000 Goiter Dance Blvd
Jalapeno, RI 02817
See below for Destination.
Size of container: Pallet 42” x 42” x 54”
Weight (including pallet): 1250 lbs.
Thank you.
Bethanne Fettamine
Sales
Vladdio Toilet Paper Products, LLC
“Number One for All of Your Number One and Number Two Paper Needs”
On 1-26-11, the “shipper” wrote:
From: Liveexpress Freight [mailto: liveexpressairfreight@yahoo.com ]
Subject: Freight Quote
Live Express Air freight
Thank you for contacting Live express air freight, we are always at your services,Linking packages worldwide.International Air freight shipping quote Door to door delivery.
Pick Up From
Vladdio Toilet Paper Products, LLC
Gravity Ping Industrial Park
Unit 2 12000 Goiter Dance Blvd
Jalapeno, RI 02817.
To
Delivery TO
Marry F Jones
Grimstad Plant
Televeien 1 4879
Grimstad, Norway
Weight :@ (including pallet): 1250 lbs..
container: Pallet 42” x 42” x 54”
Shipping: $1,600.00
Taxes: $200.00
Customs Duties: $400.00
Pick up: $150.00
Handling: $300.00
Total: USD $ 2,650.00
Prices Include Taxes and Duty Charges.
We appreciate this opportunity to offer our quotation for the above shipment. Please note that all pricing is based on current tariff(s) and the cargo specifications as noted and is subject to change based on current tariff(s) and the cargo specifications. The above rate is valid for 7 days and is not a guarantee of service .
We would like you to know that before any pick up is made all payments should be made to our financial manager at the Head Office.As soon as payment is confirmed by our financial manager in the delivery location, We would then contact you to give us a specific date and time for us to come for the pick-up. It takes approximately 2 to 3 days delivery when picked up.
We look forward to serving you to your fullest satisfaction.
Thank You
David Wilson(Pricing and Booking Team Manager)
Live Express air Freight.
On 1-26-11, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Scott,
The freight company you recommended must be extremely efficient. I received a price quote within 12 hours and for us, that’s very fast. I congratulate you on a good choice.
See below for there pricing.
Let me know when I can receive your payment information.
Also, I noticed that this shipment will be received by a Marry F. Jones. I recall that a Norwegian woman of that same name was an Olympic Cross-Country Skier. Is this the same person? Please let me know. My son is an avid skier and would love to know that THE Marry Jones is handling one of our orders.
Thanks
Bethanne Fettamine
Sales
Vladdio Toilet Paper Products, LLC
“Number One for All of Your Number One and Number Two Paper Needs”
On 1-27-11, Scott Warrick wrote:
Thank you for your email and the wonderful customer service you have provided me so far, I really appreciate it and I would like to move on with payment for the total cost. I would like you to email me back to confirm the total cost once again before I make this payment today.
Regards.
Scott..
On 2-2-11, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Scott,
The total for this order is as follows:
Material: $3,935.00
Shipping: $2,650.00
If you were to pay this altogether, your total would be $6,585.00
If you would like for us to handle the freight payment to your shipper we add a service fee of $400. The new total would then be $6,985.00
One last thing. I asked you about Marry F. Jones whom we know to be an Olympic skier. I also noticed that the freight manager’s name is David Wilson. And of course your own name is Scott Warrick. It can be no coincidence that ALL 3 names, which you’ve given to me as principals in this order are ALL famous Olympians. David Wilson is, of course, a household name as gold medalist in Tug-of-War and Ice Fishing. And Scott Warrick is most notable as a Gold medalist in the summer games rodeo hog tying and tight rope.
Again, this is either an amazing coincidence that all of these names of famous sportspersons, or that there is a scam going on at your end.
As much as I would appreciate your business, I need assurance from you that this is not a scam and that you are all in fact who you say you are. And if you are all indeed part-time sports heroes, I would like to know if I can have photos and/or autographs from all of you as my son and I are great fans.
Thank you and I look forward to hearing positively from you.
Bethanne Fettamine
Sales
Vladdio Toilet Paper Products, LLC
“Number One for All of Your Number One and Number Two Paper Needs”
On 2-2-11, Scott Warrick wrote:
Can you go ahead and provide me with you phone so that will give you a
call to discuss about my order..
Regards.
Scott..
On 2-2-11, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Scott,
I am on the road right now and I am unfortunately “between cell phones”. That mean that I lost mine.
(Actually, I dropped it in “The Grande Pit” at a community waste center in Bubba, TX. I’d been demonstrating the smoothness, flavor and pliability of our new product Ginger Snap Toilet Tissue. I was squatted over the tank when I stumbled and my cell tumbled in. Nothing gets a salesperson sicker than hearing that “Glurp” sound when their cell phone hits “the enemy” – that’s what we in the TP industry call shit.)
I call into the office for my messages 4 times a day until I can get a replacement phone. But fortunately I can still get my email via my Ipod. Let’s just continue that way.
So… you were going to reassure me that this is not a scam. Right?
Meanwhile, your order is crated and ready to ship, awaiting your email and payment information.
Thank you.
Bethanne Fettamine
Sales
Vladdio Toilet Paper Products, LLC
“Number One for All of Your Number One and Number Two Paper Needs”
On 2-2-11, Scott Warrick wrote:
Is not a scam...You can call me on # 206-xxx-xxxx ..
Scott..
On 2-2-11, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Scott,
I know for a fact that the 206 area code is in Washington State and that THE Olympic Rodeo Star Scott Warrick lives in Seattle.
It’s really you! Isn’t it?!?
Scott, I’m scheduled to be in Seattle next Monday and Tuesday and I would absolutely LOVE to meet with you!
If you can wait until then, I can answer any questions you might have in person. And to make it all the more enticing, I’ll even ship out the TP-4044R so that they arrive when I do. That way I can give you a hands-on demonstration. And let me make it even more enticing. Would you be interested in filming a “celebrity endorsement” for us? I’m certain we can make it worth your while. Think about it, but get back to me ASAP.
Bethanne
On 2-5-11, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Scott,
I’ll be arriving in Seattle Sunday evening.
I’m bringing about 200 photos of you for you to sign. Autographs, you know. It won’t take long, I promise. I’ll inspire you to sign very fast.
Would you like to meet for dinner? I know a place down near Pioneer Square that sells caribou steaks. My treat.
Let me know.
Bethanne
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