From: Samuel Harrison [mailto:samuel.harrison2@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, February 22, 2010 9:58 AM
Subject: Pool Pumps Request
On 2-23-10, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Mr. Harrison,
Below find the shipping costs as stated by a Mr. Thomas Grant.
I believe the costs are very reasonable but I also believe that Thomas Grant must be a mean and spiteful idiot.
He refers to me as "Ms.". I can assure you, Mr. Harrison, that I am not only a man, but that I am, in fact, a MAN! To be addressed as a woman is a very serious matter to me as I have worked very hard to crush rumors and innuendos to the contrary. I can bench press 245 lbs. I sing as a baritone. I have ample hair all over my body and it is especially thick on my chest and rear end. I can - if requested - give the names and phone numbers to over 60 women who can vouch for my masculinity. The other stories Thomas Grant may have heard about me are ancient history. I was very young and foolish. I would bet that there are things in his past that he would not want others to know. The same may be true of you. I don't understand why - year after year - I am forced to defend myself against such malicious rumors.
I will not deal with Thomas Grant. If you decide that his company is the best one to use, that is your choice. But I will not meet with him. I have tolerated too many snide remarks and squelched giggles.
Thank you.
Stanley Ignzsczhski
A Very Manly Man
On 2-23-10, the shipper wrote:
Dear Ms.Stanley,
What it is your contact number to be reach at?
Thank You.
Mr.Thomas
On 2-23-10, Vladdiowrote:
HE DID IT AGAIN!
On 2-23-10, Samuel Harrison wrote:
Subject: Grand Total.
Stanley,
I don't know maybe he made mistake when typing to you.Please i need you to add the shipping cost to the cost of the pumps along with your credit card fees and let me know the final quote to proceed on with the order.
On 2-23-10, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Mr. Harrison (Can I call you Samuel?),
Thank you for your apology but the real apology should come from Mr. Thomas Grant. The insult came from him.
I'd like to think that you would never be as insensitive, dearest Sammy. I could never imagine you as being anything other than kind and compassionate. I'm sure if we ever met we could become friends; perhaps have a drink together or share a quiet dinner (or breakfast?) in a quaint little seaside inn I know. I imagine you'd be the kind of man to defend a true friend. Strong and powerful, you must be, with brawny arms and a child's smile.... do you ever visit Texas, dear Sammy?
....anyway. The material is $3,940.00 and the shipping is $2950.00. Together brings a total of $6,890.00
The credit card fees would be $137.80. I waive the fees if you can get Mr. Thomas Grant to apologize to me. That's the best I can do.
Yours truly,
Stanley Ignzsczhski
On 2-23-10, Samuel Harrison wrote
Stanley,
Thanks for the quote.Please add extra $250 to the grand total,use the $250 for your surcharges and let me know the final quote to proceed on with the order as soon as possible.
E-mail me with your phone number?
On 2-23-10, Vladdio wrote:
Dearest Sam,
Thank you for the $250. Adding that to the total of $6,890.00 you get $7,140.00.
I wish I could give you our phone number but the sad truth is that I can't.
Following the enactment of martial law, the newly formed government began confiscating all personal and commercial telephones. I have no idea when - or if - they will be returned. However that should not hold up our own business transaction.
Please continue with the order via email.
Your friend,
Stan
PS. Would you like a photo of me? I'd like one of you.
Sent: Monday, February 22, 2010 9:58 AM
Subject: Pool Pumps Request
On 2-22-10, Samuel Harrison wrote:
Hello Sales,
I will like to know if you sell Pool Pumps? If yes can you e-mail me with few brands you have access for me to reply back with the model am interested to purchase.
Thank you.
Samuel
Hello Sales,
I will like to know if you sell Pool Pumps? If yes can you e-mail me with few brands you have access for me to reply back with the model am interested to purchase.
Thank you.
Samuel
On 2-22-10, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Mr. Harrison,
Your email has been forwarded to me.
I am Stanley Ignzsczhski of Vladdio Superior Pool Pumps, Inc.
It would be best for me to send you a catalogue of our pool pumps. Please send me your mailing address.
Meanwhile, here are some of our top sellers:
Model YG2BK - "John Wilkes Pool Pump" - 500HP w/bass - $175 each
Model YGRL - "Lee Harvey Pool Pump" - 750HP w/fluke - $265 each
Model YGCSMD - "Lynette (Squeaky) Fromme Pool Pump" - 900HP w/scrod - $455 each. (Keep in mind that this one squeaks)
Model ICTOAM - "Charles Guiteau Pool Pump" - 1500HP w/tuna - $985 each
Stanley Ignzsczhski
Sales
On 2-22-10, Samuel Harrison wrote:
Hello,
Thanks for your e-mail.I need 4 of (Model ICTOAM - "Charles Guiteau Pool Pump" - 1500HP w/tuna - $985 each),what will be the grand total including tax to your location.
What method of payment do you accept through e-mail or phone?
On 2-22-10, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Mr. Harrison,
Your order of 4 pieces of Model ICTOAM - "Charles Guiteau Pool Pump" - 1500HP w/tuna @ $985 each is a total of $3,940.00
There is no tax.
All material is in stock and ready to ship.
We accept all major credit cards.
We prefer to conduct business by phone but since martial law was declared, we are forced to use email only. (I don't know where your business is located so I don't know if you are affected by this aborted junta. Are you?)
Thank you,
Stanley
On 2-22-10, Samuel Harrison wrote:
Hello Stanley,
Thanks very much for the quote.Am purchasing this Pool Pumps as a donation to a church organization for their up coming mission project that will be held very soon but i needed your help by contacting this freight company and ask them how much it will cost to ship the Pool Pumps from your location to Liberia and here is the freight company information:
Shipping Company Information
Name : Dolphin Ship Ltd
Web Site : Dolphinshipltd.Org/Under Construction
Email Address : dolphinshipltd@cooltoad.com
Delivery/Shipping Address:
Mark Newton
(Church Of Christ)
20th Street
Tubman Boulevard - Sinkor
Monrovia
Liberia
Kindly go ahead and contact the freight company through email and let them know the Weight and Dimensions or Quantity of the Pool Pumps and email me back with the final cost so that i can go ahead and send over my credit card details for you to charge and get everything in other.Thank you very much for your co-operation and look forward to hear from you shortly.
God Bless You.
Note: The shipping company will have the order picked up directly from your location and have them crate and packaging before delivery to the destination.
On 2-23-10, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Shipper,
Please see the information below regarding an order of Pool Pumps. YOU will be the shipper.
My customer, Sir Samuel Hildebrand Harrison Esq.., requires the shipping costs immediately.
The pumps will be in 1 (one) crate the dimensions of which will be 48" x 48" x 42" high.
The total weight (including crate) will be 1225 lbs.
The entire shipment will smell of lilacs.
The Pick-Up Location is:
Lilac Industrial Park
Unit 717
8200 Blue Lilac Drive
Mount Lilac, TX 78643
Thank you.
Stanley Ignzsczhski
On 2-23-10, the shipper wrote:
Dear Ms. Stanley Lgnzsczhski ,
Thanks for contacting Dolphin Ship Ltd where your shipment are met at lower cost.
THIS ARE THE CHARGES AND OUR METHOD OF PAYMENT AND POLICY
=============================================================================== Freight Charges
===============================================================================
PICK UP LOCATION: Lilac Industrial Park
Unit 717
8200 Blue Lilac Drive
&n! bsp; Mount Lilac, TX 78643
===============================================================================
FREIGHT CHARGES TO DELIVERY TO LIBERIA.
Mark Newton
(Church Of Christ)
20th Street
Tubman Boulevard - Sinkor
Monrovia
Liberia
The Quote for the Shipping is further broken down below :
================================================================================
Shipping Cost : $2100
International Airway Taxes (I.A.T) : $730
Tariffs and custom's clearance duties : $120
================================================================================
Total Quote for the Freight &nbs! p; : $2950.00
================================================================================
Please we need the Freight cost of : $2950 to ship to Liberia
================================================================================
This includes shipping , Tariffs and custom's clearance duties. Product is very secured in our custody and well protected until aim of delivery is excellently completed. It takes approximately 2-3 business working days for delivery from the day of pick-up.
SHIPPING PAYMENT OPTIONS :
We request a Full payment of shipping charges before pick up is made.We advise our valued customers to make shipping payment in time to facilitate pick up.
If you have any question,don't hesitate to contact us.
Best Regards
Mr.Thomas
Dolphin Ship Ltd
Dear Mr. Harrison,
Your email has been forwarded to me.
I am Stanley Ignzsczhski of Vladdio Superior Pool Pumps, Inc.
It would be best for me to send you a catalogue of our pool pumps. Please send me your mailing address.
Meanwhile, here are some of our top sellers:
Model YG2BK - "John Wilkes Pool Pump" - 500HP w/bass - $175 each
Model YGRL - "Lee Harvey Pool Pump" - 750HP w/fluke - $265 each
Model YGCSMD - "Lynette (Squeaky) Fromme Pool Pump" - 900HP w/scrod - $455 each. (Keep in mind that this one squeaks)
Model ICTOAM - "Charles Guiteau Pool Pump" - 1500HP w/tuna - $985 each
Stanley Ignzsczhski
Sales
On 2-22-10, Samuel Harrison wrote:
Hello,
Thanks for your e-mail.I need 4 of (Model ICTOAM - "Charles Guiteau Pool Pump" - 1500HP w/tuna - $985 each),what will be the grand total including tax to your location.
What method of payment do you accept through e-mail or phone?
On 2-22-10, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Mr. Harrison,
Your order of 4 pieces of Model ICTOAM - "Charles Guiteau Pool Pump" - 1500HP w/tuna @ $985 each is a total of $3,940.00
There is no tax.
All material is in stock and ready to ship.
We accept all major credit cards.
We prefer to conduct business by phone but since martial law was declared, we are forced to use email only. (I don't know where your business is located so I don't know if you are affected by this aborted junta. Are you?)
Thank you,
Stanley
On 2-22-10, Samuel Harrison wrote:
Hello Stanley,
Thanks very much for the quote.Am purchasing this Pool Pumps as a donation to a church organization for their up coming mission project that will be held very soon but i needed your help by contacting this freight company and ask them how much it will cost to ship the Pool Pumps from your location to Liberia and here is the freight company information:
Shipping Company Information
Name : Dolphin Ship Ltd
Web Site : Dolphinshipltd.Org/Under Construction
Email Address : dolphinshipltd@cooltoad.com
Delivery/Shipping Address:
Mark Newton
(Church Of Christ)
20th Street
Tubman Boulevard - Sinkor
Monrovia
Liberia
Kindly go ahead and contact the freight company through email and let them know the Weight and Dimensions or Quantity of the Pool Pumps and email me back with the final cost so that i can go ahead and send over my credit card details for you to charge and get everything in other.Thank you very much for your co-operation and look forward to hear from you shortly.
God Bless You.
Note: The shipping company will have the order picked up directly from your location and have them crate and packaging before delivery to the destination.
On 2-23-10, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Shipper,
Please see the information below regarding an order of Pool Pumps. YOU will be the shipper.
My customer, Sir Samuel Hildebrand Harrison Esq.., requires the shipping costs immediately.
The pumps will be in 1 (one) crate the dimensions of which will be 48" x 48" x 42" high.
The total weight (including crate) will be 1225 lbs.
The entire shipment will smell of lilacs.
The Pick-Up Location is:
Lilac Industrial Park
Unit 717
8200 Blue Lilac Drive
Mount Lilac, TX 78643
Thank you.
Stanley Ignzsczhski
On 2-23-10, the shipper wrote:
Dear Ms. Stanley Lgnzsczhski ,
Thanks for contacting Dolphin Ship Ltd where your shipment are met at lower cost.
THIS ARE THE CHARGES AND OUR METHOD OF PAYMENT AND POLICY
=============================================================================== Freight Charges
===============================================================================
PICK UP LOCATION: Lilac Industrial Park
Unit 717
8200 Blue Lilac Drive
&n! bsp; Mount Lilac, TX 78643
===============================================================================
FREIGHT CHARGES TO DELIVERY TO LIBERIA.
Mark Newton
(Church Of Christ)
20th Street
Tubman Boulevard - Sinkor
Monrovia
Liberia
The Quote for the Shipping is further broken down below :
================================================================================
Shipping Cost : $2100
International Airway Taxes (I.A.T) : $730
Tariffs and custom's clearance duties : $120
================================================================================
Total Quote for the Freight &nbs! p; : $2950.00
================================================================================
Please we need the Freight cost of : $2950 to ship to Liberia
================================================================================
This includes shipping , Tariffs and custom's clearance duties. Product is very secured in our custody and well protected until aim of delivery is excellently completed. It takes approximately 2-3 business working days for delivery from the day of pick-up.
SHIPPING PAYMENT OPTIONS :
We request a Full payment of shipping charges before pick up is made.We advise our valued customers to make shipping payment in time to facilitate pick up.
If you have any question,don't hesitate to contact us.
Best Regards
Mr.Thomas
Dolphin Ship Ltd
On 2-23-10, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Mr. Harrison,
Below find the shipping costs as stated by a Mr. Thomas Grant.
I believe the costs are very reasonable but I also believe that Thomas Grant must be a mean and spiteful idiot.
He refers to me as "Ms.". I can assure you, Mr. Harrison, that I am not only a man, but that I am, in fact, a MAN! To be addressed as a woman is a very serious matter to me as I have worked very hard to crush rumors and innuendos to the contrary. I can bench press 245 lbs. I sing as a baritone. I have ample hair all over my body and it is especially thick on my chest and rear end. I can - if requested - give the names and phone numbers to over 60 women who can vouch for my masculinity. The other stories Thomas Grant may have heard about me are ancient history. I was very young and foolish. I would bet that there are things in his past that he would not want others to know. The same may be true of you. I don't understand why - year after year - I am forced to defend myself against such malicious rumors.
I will not deal with Thomas Grant. If you decide that his company is the best one to use, that is your choice. But I will not meet with him. I have tolerated too many snide remarks and squelched giggles.
Thank you.
Stanley Ignzsczhski
A Very Manly Man
On 2-23-10, the shipper wrote:
Dear Ms.Stanley,
What it is your contact number to be reach at?
Thank You.
Mr.Thomas
On 2-23-10, Vladdio
On 2-23-10, Samuel Harrison wrote:
Subject: Grand Total.
Stanley,
I don't know maybe he made mistake when typing to you.Please i need you to add the shipping cost to the cost of the pumps along with your credit card fees and let me know the final quote to proceed on with the order.
On 2-23-10, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Mr. Harrison (Can I call you Samuel?),
Thank you for your apology but the real apology should come from Mr. Thomas Grant. The insult came from him.
I'd like to think that you would never be as insensitive, dearest Sammy. I could never imagine you as being anything other than kind and compassionate. I'm sure if we ever met we could become friends; perhaps have a drink together or share a quiet dinner (or breakfast?) in a quaint little seaside inn I know. I imagine you'd be the kind of man to defend a true friend. Strong and powerful, you must be, with brawny arms and a child's smile.... do you ever visit Texas, dear Sammy?
....anyway. The material is $3,940.00 and the shipping is $2950.00. Together brings a total of $6,890.00
The credit card fees would be $137.80. I waive the fees if you can get Mr. Thomas Grant to apologize to me. That's the best I can do.
Yours truly,
Stanley Ignzsczhski
On 2-23-10, Samuel Harrison wrote
Stanley,
Thanks for the quote.Please add extra $250 to the grand total,use the $250 for your surcharges and let me know the final quote to proceed on with the order as soon as possible.
E-mail me with your phone number?
On 2-23-10, Vladdio wrote:
Dearest Sam,
Thank you for the $250. Adding that to the total of $6,890.00 you get $7,140.00.
I wish I could give you our phone number but the sad truth is that I can't.
Following the enactment of martial law, the newly formed government began confiscating all personal and commercial telephones. I have no idea when - or if - they will be returned. However that should not hold up our own business transaction.
Please continue with the order via email.
Your friend,
Stan
PS. Would you like a photo of me? I'd like one of you.
On 2-23-10, Samuel Harrison wrote:
Thanks for the quote.Here is my picture you requested and i will be waiting for yours.
On 2-23-10, Vladdio wrote:
Wow Sam!!
You're one good looking guy. And if I do say so myself, I'm one good looking guy too.
What's the chances of that, huh? Two good looking guys just learning about each other.
See my photo attached.
So let's get this show on the road, eh buddy?
Ready to finalize the order?
Stan
Wow Sam!!
You're one good looking guy. And if I do say so myself, I'm one good looking guy too.
What's the chances of that, huh? Two good looking guys just learning about each other.
See my photo attached.
So let's get this show on the road, eh buddy?
Ready to finalize the order?
Stan
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