Of Course It's Too Old to Answer

...but it's just such a cool letter with all them capitals, I had to try.

From: Robert Gentle [mailto:rev.robert.gentle@gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, November 19, 2008 3:59 PM
Subject: Order

On 11-19-08, Robert Gentle wrote:
Attention Please!!!
Hello My Name Its Rev.Robert Gentle And I Am Sending This E-mail To Order Of Some Fence And I Will Like U To Check And See If You Can Get Me A Good Price And A Good Fence What I Mean Its That I Want You To Send Me An Email With The Once That You Have And Thier Prices And Also Want To Know The Type Of Credit Card You Do Accept Has A Form Of Payment And Please I Want This Email To Be Responded By The Owner And Your Phone# So That I Will Give You A Call And This Order Its Going To My New Church And I Know That You And Your Company Will Be Blessed And I Wish You All The Best Luck In Your Bussiness.
Thank You
Rev.Robert Gentle
May God Blessed You

On 1-25-10, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Reverend Genital,

It has been my experience that churches require 450 feet of 5' fence. And as luck would have it, we happen to have that much fence in stock.

Your total cost for this fence is $6,480.00 excluding shipping.

I wish I could give you my phone number but the truth is that I don't have a phone. In my youth I lost both ears in a gambling accident. But please don't pity me. My lack of ears only means that I can stick my head out of almost any porthole on almost any ship without fear of entrapment. You can't imagine how useful this ability has proven.

We take all major credit cards.

Thank you for your order.

Lump Muldoon

PS. I am fascinated with your obsession regarding capitalized words.

On 1-28-10, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Reverend,

I haven't received a response. Are you still interested in our fence?

If it is the price that is the problem, we can give you terms.

Lump