Friday, February 4, 2011

Burning Camels and Flaming Gourds

...but still I couldn't set the hook.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: CALL FOR CONFIRMATION,
Date: 23 January 2010 14:50
Subject: WINNER...

AWARD WINNING NOTICE
Ref No.17/324/113
Batch No.448/1803734
Ticket/Series No.RJ975489
Amount Won: $2,500 000 .00
Attn: Internet User,
Your email account has been picked as a winner of a lump sum pay out
Two million five hundred thousand united states dollars ($2,500 000 .00)
Please contact your Claims Agent,from the Oversea Winners Processing
Department:

CLAIMS AGENT
**********************************
Mr.Van Carin
Tele:+31-616-544-963
Fax: +31-847-393-086
EMAIL: van.carin@aol.nl
http://www.lotto.nl
**********************************
VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM
Names:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:
Age:
Occupation:
Winning Email:
Identification I D:

Yours Faithfully,

Mary Van Dotcha
http://www.lotto.nl
Lottery Coordinator.

Copyright © 2010 The Netherlands National Lottery Inc.

On 1-23-10, Vladdio wrote:
Subject: RE: WINNER...

Dear Mr. Van Carin,

Please let me know what else you need in order for me to find out about the information you sent to me by way of forwarded email which came to me regarding a prize of money which you say I may claim by answering the following questions.

Names: Mousey Tagline
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality: American
Age: 35
Occupation: Customer Service
Winning Email: ?????
Identification I D:
?????

Thank you.

Mousey

On 1-23-10 Van Carin wrote:
Subject: FILL IN THE ATTACHED CLAIMS FORM AND SEND BACK /YOUR PHONE NUMEBERS

Winning Email: vladdio@comcast.net,

You are advice to send us your cell phone numebers so we can be calling you for more advice in regards to your winning sum.

We wish to officially congratulate you and formally inform you that you have won the sum of 2,500,000.00 (Two million five hundred thousand united states dollars ) in the last email-lottery draw, organized by De Lotto NL Promotion. We will have to confirm the above winning.

The said sum has since been deposited in a suspense account in favor of potential winners waiting for the immediate remittance to prospective winners in thier prospective categories. Be informed that your winning prize has a hardcover insurance policy.

This firm on behalf of De Lotto NL Promotion will issue an Irrevocable Guarantee of Payment Bond (IGPB) in your favor, thereby securing the above prize money. A copy of the IGPB will be forwarded to our paying bank for immediate action. However, our client ( De Lotto NL Promotion) has been notified of this development and the status of your claim.

Following the above, you are expected to fill the attached form and return back to this office with a valid form of identification,a copy of your international passport or driver's license via email attachment or by fax please send via eamil attached the completed form so that we can carry out the vetting process which is a standard practice just to ensure that we are dealing with the right individual.

This process is vital and urgent following the instruction from our clients that all prize money should be claimed on or before the deadline of your notice.

Once again accept our congratulations and we look forward to hearing from you soon.

Regards,
Mr. Van Carin
Tele:00 31-616-544-963
Fax: 00 31-847-393-086
Claims Officer

On 1-24-10, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Mr. Van Carin,

I am unable to give you a phone number since I don't have a phone. As a child I lost both of my ears in an accident as a spectator of a traveling circus. It was during a skit in which two sword-swallowers on skateboards were juggling flaming gourds. Several people were killed and a camel was burned to death so my own injuries were trivial by comparison. Yet I was left without ears or the ability to hear or wear sunglasses. Thus, no phone and much squinting.

Please tell me that my disabilities do not exclude me from receiving the prize money. With the money I will be able to get the ear transplant I've been dreaming about for so long.

Please forward me the appropriate forms.

Thank you.

Mousey

On 1-28-10, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Mr. Van Carin,

As I told you in my last email, I never received the form. Please forward them immediately.

Thank you.

Mousey

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