...and I've never even been to Putnam.
-----Original Message-----
From: chris white [mailto:chris4white@gmail.com]
Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 10:32 AM
Subject: Order
On 12-4-09, Chris White wrote:
Good day,
My name is Mr.Chris White and I will like to know if you can supply some latches for me, its going to be picked up at your store location when parked for pick up, after payment..I will like to know the types of latches you do have in stock with the model and sizes too so that i can make my choice,and also let me know if you do accept credit card as a method of payment also, wish you all the best in business and i would be looking forward on hearing from you soon.
best regards
Chris.
On 12-17-09, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Chris,
We carry 145,000 different types of latches but the following are the most popular:
Model #1066 - "William the Conqueror Latch" - $23 each
Model #1776 - "Ethan Allen Latch" - $16 each
Model #1941 - "Tojo Latch" - $26 each
Model #1863 - "James Longstreet Latch" - $32 each
Model #1964 - "Mary Poppins Latch" - $36 each
We do accept credit cards.
Thanks.
Odie Doodah-Day
On 12-17-09, Chris White wrote:
Am ok for the Model #1941 - "Tojo Latch" and am located in 14 front st,danielson,ct,06239 can u re quote me for the cost of 350 pieces of that without the cost of shipping so that we can proceed
On 12-17-09, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Chris,
First things first. 350 pieces of Model #1941 - "Tojo Latch" @ $26 each makes your total cost $9,100.00. These are in stock and ready to go.
And now the second thing: HELLO NEIGHBOR! We're in Putnam, Connecticut! We're right up the road from you! How's that for a coincidence! About 20 minutes away!
Well sure we can ship them to you, but it'd be just a heck of a lot easier just driving down there and dropping them off!
I love meeting my customers but it doesn't happen very often. A lot of the time I'd be shipping material off to Europe or West Africa and never get to meet people. (Actually that's not entirely true. Once I had lunch at a local diner with a customer from Ghana - that's in West Africa. What a disgusting person. You'd think he never used a fork or a spoon before. Kept eating with his hands. Even chili. What a mess. I had to tip the waitress really big to straighten that out. And you know what else. I think he shit in his pants while we were there. The smell was horrendous and the seat... well, just imagine.)
So anyway, let me know how you'd like to pay for this order and how you'd like to handle "shipping".
Thanks.
Odie
On 12-24-09, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Chris,
Let's get this order wrapped up!
Odie
Sunday, March 14, 2010
How Much Is That In Pesos?
...but I guess I should have asked about Euros.
On 12-15-09, Gerald Freeman wrote:
Subject: Lucky You!
FDJEUX LOTTO GROUP -wheel E-game 2009,
ADDRESS: NOVA-ZEMBLASTRAAT
1010 16 RP AMSTERDAM
THE NEDERLANDS.
Date: 15th-July-2009
Ref Nr: FDJ/CN/6654/WG
Dear Consolation Prize Winner,
CONSOLATION PRIZE WINNER NOTICE.
The European private international e-games organizers and co-sponsors FDJEUX LOTTO International officially bring to your notice of the final draw result of the 10th Dec-2009 FDJEUX LOTTO GROUP -wheel E-game which was conducted at our international corporate office complex in The Netherlands.
Most recently this foundation set up the NEW LOTTERY SCHEME to give out prizes based on COMPUTER BALLOT SYSTEM. By doing this the foundation seek to encourage the use of Internet for academic and business pursuits. It major aim is to promote music, theater, art, literature, projects in the social and political arena with a focus on health, as well as science, research, and higher education. We wish to congratulate and inform you on the selection of your email coupon numberwhich was selected among the 45 lucky consolation prize winners. Your email ID identified with coupon No. FDJ2348974321 was selected by our E-games Random Selection System (ERSS) with entries from the 50,000 different email addressesenrolled for the E-game.
Your email ID was included among the 50,000 differentemail addresses submitted by our partner international email provider companies.
You have won a consolation cash prize of €1000, 000.00 (One million Euro) only. The FDJEUX have approved a payout of your consolation cash prize which will be remunerated directly to you by the official Payment Agency Board. Our DUE PROCESS UNIT (DPU) will render to you complete assistance and provide additional information and processes for the claims of your consultation prize. For due processing of your winning claim, please contact the DPU Information/ file Officer Mr. Gerald Freeman who has been assigned to assist you.
Contact E-mail: fileofficer@gmail.com or fdjeuxlot@gmail.com
TEL:0031-619-221-392
FAX:0031-84 717 1925
Once again congratulations from all our staffs on your consolation prize winning, we hope you will partake our forth coming FDJEUX GROUP-wheel Email-games.
Regards,
Melissa Williams (Mrs.)(Group Coordinator)
On 1-4-10, Vladdio wrote:
I'm a little late getting back to you.
What exactly did I win?
On 1-7-10, ...somebody wrote (and attached a very cool form... which I'm baffled as to how to show it):
ADDRESS: NOVA-ZEMBLASTRAAT
1010 16 RP AMSTERDAM
THE NEDERLANDS.
TEL: 0031-619-221-392 FAX: 0031-84 717 1925
Attn: Prize winner,
This is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail, we wish to outline herein the terms and conditions for claiming your winning 1,000,000.00 Euro from (Due Process Unit Department DPU).
1 You are to provide us with a valid identification document proving you have attained the eligible age of 18 years and above.
2 Upon certifying that you are eligible, your form will be processed. The form should be properly filled out because it is going to be screened of discrepancies.
3 A file will be opened for you by the legal department upon certifying that the information’s that you provided are true and correct.
4 We deem it absolutely necessary to let you know that, as a Non - Resident of the Netherlands, it is mandatory that your winning is Notarize / Legalize by obtaining the required Affidavit of lotto claim/ release of your documented file and issuance of your Winning Certificate from the Netherlands Gaming Control Board (NGCB) with the virtue of our Legal department; whereby administrative fees are applied.
5 Your winning funds are in an escrow account and indemnified with hardcore insurance policy, pending the completion of your claim process. Your notarized/Legalized documents and winning certificate that will effect swift payment of your funds shall be forwarded to the paying bank SNS REGIO BANK (www.snsregiobank.nl). As they have NOT yet been inform of your prize winning until duly processed and completed by our office.
6 You are to fill out the attached (Non Residence Claim Form) to enable us commerce the processing of your winning (Funds). The completed form should be returned via fax or by e-mail attachment to our office.
7 We will proceed with processing of your claim on receipt of your response to this mail with the attached claim form filled out; this will us enable to work towards a swift payment of your winning fund to your desired bank account or it may be paid in form of a Certified Cheque. The paying bank will contact you prior to this payment.
Congratulation in advance.
Sincerely Yours,
YoursFaithfully,
Gerald Freeman,( File officer)
On 1-7-10, Vladdio wrote:
Well this is GREAT!
You mean to say that I actually won $1,000,000 Euros? (What's that in US Dollars? How about Mexican pesos?)
OK. I read your email several times and I think I can provide everything you need - almost. But your attachment didn't open and I tried everything I could think of. I hope it's not too important.
As to the list of questions:
#1 - My name is Jan Vowel and yes, I am over the age of 18. I have been over the age of 18 for 10 years. And come to think of it, I've been over the age of 10 for 18 years. How's that for a coincidence! Do you need any more verification than that?
#2 - I guess I wait for the form.
#3 - I'm not comfortable with people opening files for me, but in this case I'll allow it. So put me down for a "Yes".
#4 - You are right. I am not a residence of the Netherlands. But I do wash my nether regions every day. I think everybody should. I'm not sure if this helps, and there's really no way for me to verify this unless I sent you a video, and I really would rather not. But for $1,000,000 Euros, there's a lot I will do.
#5 - I'm glad to hear that my winnings (!!!) are in a crow account with hardcore indemniflies. It sounds safe enough.
#6 - Here's what I was telling you about. Trouble opening the attachment. Can you send it again? And maybe grease it up or something? I'm damned if I can figure out how to open it. Please try again.
#7 - This is the step I like. THE MONEY!! I'll have to think about how I want the money. I don't trust those goofballs over at my bank. They're always giving me body cavity searches... well not all of them. Just this one guy. He checks me out almost every day. Says it's "protocol". Yeah, right. But I may just take it as a certified check (and by the way, you spelled "check" wrong.)
Waiting to hear back from you, I am
Jan Vowel, Millionaire!
On 1-13-10, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Mr. Freeman,
I haven't heard back from you. Are there more questions you need to ask me? Or are you still processing my application?
Let me know.
Jen
On 12-15-09, Gerald Freeman wrote:
Subject: Lucky You!
FDJEUX LOTTO GROUP -wheel E-game 2009,
ADDRESS: NOVA-ZEMBLASTRAAT
1010 16 RP AMSTERDAM
THE NEDERLANDS.
Date: 15th-July-2009
Ref Nr: FDJ/CN/6654/WG
Dear Consolation Prize Winner,
CONSOLATION PRIZE WINNER NOTICE.
The European private international e-games organizers and co-sponsors FDJEUX LOTTO International officially bring to your notice of the final draw result of the 10th Dec-2009 FDJEUX LOTTO GROUP -wheel E-game which was conducted at our international corporate office complex in The Netherlands.
Most recently this foundation set up the NEW LOTTERY SCHEME to give out prizes based on COMPUTER BALLOT SYSTEM. By doing this the foundation seek to encourage the use of Internet for academic and business pursuits. It major aim is to promote music, theater, art, literature, projects in the social and political arena with a focus on health, as well as science, research, and higher education. We wish to congratulate and inform you on the selection of your email coupon numberwhich was selected among the 45 lucky consolation prize winners. Your email ID identified with coupon No. FDJ2348974321 was selected by our E-games Random Selection System (ERSS) with entries from the 50,000 different email addressesenrolled for the E-game.
Your email ID was included among the 50,000 differentemail addresses submitted by our partner international email provider companies.
You have won a consolation cash prize of €1000, 000.00 (One million Euro) only. The FDJEUX have approved a payout of your consolation cash prize which will be remunerated directly to you by the official Payment Agency Board. Our DUE PROCESS UNIT (DPU) will render to you complete assistance and provide additional information and processes for the claims of your consultation prize. For due processing of your winning claim, please contact the DPU Information/ file Officer Mr. Gerald Freeman who has been assigned to assist you.
Contact E-mail: fileofficer@gmail.com or fdjeuxlot@gmail.com
TEL:0031-619-221-392
FAX:0031-84 717 1925
Once again congratulations from all our staffs on your consolation prize winning, we hope you will partake our forth coming FDJEUX GROUP-wheel Email-games.
Regards,
Melissa Williams (Mrs.)(Group Coordinator)
On 1-4-10, Vladdio wrote:
I'm a little late getting back to you.
What exactly did I win?
On 1-7-10, ...somebody wrote (and attached a very cool form... which I'm baffled as to how to show it):
ADDRESS: NOVA-ZEMBLASTRAAT
1010 16 RP AMSTERDAM
THE NEDERLANDS.
TEL: 0031-619-221-392 FAX: 0031-84 717 1925
Attn: Prize winner,
This is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail, we wish to outline herein the terms and conditions for claiming your winning 1,000,000.00 Euro from (Due Process Unit Department DPU).
1 You are to provide us with a valid identification document proving you have attained the eligible age of 18 years and above.
2 Upon certifying that you are eligible, your form will be processed. The form should be properly filled out because it is going to be screened of discrepancies.
3 A file will be opened for you by the legal department upon certifying that the information’s that you provided are true and correct.
4 We deem it absolutely necessary to let you know that, as a Non - Resident of the Netherlands, it is mandatory that your winning is Notarize / Legalize by obtaining the required Affidavit of lotto claim/ release of your documented file and issuance of your Winning Certificate from the Netherlands Gaming Control Board (NGCB) with the virtue of our Legal department; whereby administrative fees are applied.
5 Your winning funds are in an escrow account and indemnified with hardcore insurance policy, pending the completion of your claim process. Your notarized/Legalized documents and winning certificate that will effect swift payment of your funds shall be forwarded to the paying bank SNS REGIO BANK (www.snsregiobank.nl). As they have NOT yet been inform of your prize winning until duly processed and completed by our office.
6 You are to fill out the attached (Non Residence Claim Form) to enable us commerce the processing of your winning (Funds). The completed form should be returned via fax or by e-mail attachment to our office.
7 We will proceed with processing of your claim on receipt of your response to this mail with the attached claim form filled out; this will us enable to work towards a swift payment of your winning fund to your desired bank account or it may be paid in form of a Certified Cheque. The paying bank will contact you prior to this payment.
Congratulation in advance.
Sincerely Yours,
YoursFaithfully,
Gerald Freeman,( File officer)
On 1-7-10, Vladdio wrote:
Well this is GREAT!
You mean to say that I actually won $1,000,000 Euros? (What's that in US Dollars? How about Mexican pesos?)
OK. I read your email several times and I think I can provide everything you need - almost. But your attachment didn't open and I tried everything I could think of. I hope it's not too important.
As to the list of questions:
#1 - My name is Jan Vowel and yes, I am over the age of 18. I have been over the age of 18 for 10 years. And come to think of it, I've been over the age of 10 for 18 years. How's that for a coincidence! Do you need any more verification than that?
#2 - I guess I wait for the form.
#3 - I'm not comfortable with people opening files for me, but in this case I'll allow it. So put me down for a "Yes".
#4 - You are right. I am not a residence of the Netherlands. But I do wash my nether regions every day. I think everybody should. I'm not sure if this helps, and there's really no way for me to verify this unless I sent you a video, and I really would rather not. But for $1,000,000 Euros, there's a lot I will do.
#5 - I'm glad to hear that my winnings (!!!) are in a crow account with hardcore indemniflies. It sounds safe enough.
#6 - Here's what I was telling you about. Trouble opening the attachment. Can you send it again? And maybe grease it up or something? I'm damned if I can figure out how to open it. Please try again.
#7 - This is the step I like. THE MONEY!! I'll have to think about how I want the money. I don't trust those goofballs over at my bank. They're always giving me body cavity searches... well not all of them. Just this one guy. He checks me out almost every day. Says it's "protocol". Yeah, right. But I may just take it as a certified check (and by the way, you spelled "check" wrong.)
Waiting to hear back from you, I am
Jan Vowel, Millionaire!
On 1-13-10, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Mr. Freeman,
I haven't heard back from you. Are there more questions you need to ask me? Or are you still processing my application?
Let me know.
Jen
Friday, March 12, 2010
If A Scammer Ever Threatens to Call the FBI on You...
...you will know great satisfaction. I guarantee it.
On 12-7-09, Angel Cancel wrote regarding a Craigslist posting:
Is Your Item Still Available For Sale?
On 12-8-09, Vladdio wrote:
yes
On 12-8-09, Angel Cancel wrote:
Hello Seller,
Thanks for the quick responce to my mail and sorry for my late response,
I am interested in buying the Items and would have love to come down for a look but i have no chance now.
I am very busy at work for an assignment this days, but i am satisfy with the description and the condition you gave on the website.
I will like to make payment right away, and i will be sending your payment for the Items with a cashier check, because i have no chance to come down and i will like you to please bear with me.
And as for the pick up of the item i will know how to handle that with my mover, as soon as you cash the payment the mover will come for the pick up as soon as possible.
All you have to do is to mail me and give me the description to your place to make it easier for the mover to come and do the pick up as soon as you cash the payment.
I will send you your payment as soon as you give me the info to write the payment.
I have read through the advert and i am okay with it, so kindly withdraw the advert from the web and please i will need the following informations to post the payment
I will give you an extra $30 on the cost of your item which will serve as an inconvience fees for helping me send the excess money to the shipper's the same day you receive the package containing the payment.
Full Name that will be on check,
Home and Mobile Phone,
Home Address,
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Please go and withdraw the advert on net to avoid disturbance as i have believe its almost mine now.
Please mail me ASAP to let me know if you are ok with this.
I await your reply.
Sincerely,
On 12-9-09, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Angel,
Per your instructions I have removed my item from the postings. And frankly, I'm glad I'm finally selling it. Good Riddance!
It's too bad you can't come down yourself. I like to meet the people who buy the items I post. In the past when others would come to my place to pick up whatever item I was selling, very often we'd wind up having lunch or drinks together. And sometimes friendships would form. In fact 2 of my previous customers have actually served as godparents for my children from my first wife. One of my customers eventually became my phlebotomist. And another customer I actually married. (It didn't last though. She had a strange preoccupation with dung beetles.) Perhaps your mover and I will hit it off. It could happen!
You asked for a description of my place. Normally people just ask me my address, but I'm not one to be critical of people's idiosyncrasies. So here goes:
I live in a two-story blue house. It's powder-blue now but when we first painted it, it was navy blue. (Never buy cheap paint!) There are 8 windows on the street side of the house (I had to go count them.) and 1 door. The mailbox at the curb is in the shape of a dung beetle. (I keep meaning to get rid of it.) If your mover can't spot my house immediately, he'll definitely notice my neighbor to the right. On his front lawn, he has a bronze statue of Guernsey cow being ridden by a family of 4 monkeys.
Thanks for the offer of $30 but I'm only too glad to help. I've been eager to get rid of this thing ever since we saw that Center for Disease Control (CDC) report about all of those horrible deaths. I'm glad you're buying it. I hope you take the proper precautions.
Please make the check out for $1,250.00 payable to:
Booth Portnoy
525 Manitou Drive
Shecky Green, DE 19706
Thanks.
Booth
On 12-9-09, Angel Cancel wrote:
Thanks so much i will let you know as soon as payment sent to you this week so that i can make arrangement with the shipper's company to pick up the item in your location.
Thanks,
On 12-10-09, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Angel,
Thanks. And by the way, I have more items to sell if you're interested.
I have one item that I'm selling for $695 and another one for only $50! This one is a really great deal. Let me know if you'd like more details.
Booth
On 12-17-09, Mark Ho (the “shipper”) wrote:
Hello,
Good day to you,This is a message from the Ropner Shipping company, We are to contact you from our client,the buyer of your item,We are contacting you in regards to the the payment for the sales of your item that will be delivered to you on Today THURSDAY 12/17/09 via FEDEX SERVICE.
Services we provide:Tracking and freight shipping for single items, pallet freight, less than a truck load, partial freight loads, full truck loads and container freight. There are no restrictions on size,location or destination and our freight services are available for large corporations, government agencies commercial and first time residential shippers.
All state shipping company base on International Logistics and Domestic freight service via truck,rail, less than container load / LTL, FCL full container load, barge, flatbed, RO-RO, Lo-Lo, Breakbulk, air freight and project cargo. Shipping services include Door to door, door to airport, and door to dock at competitive shipping and domestic freight rates fit your shipping budget. Any size shipment including; shipping of heavy weight freight such as machinery, cars,metal waste, scrap metal, steel,personal effects, furniture, and any kind of used item.
Customs forms, and all documents, will be singed when picking up the item after the shipping charges has been sent to us , Our work is to box the item pick up and Shipping services from all United States Of America locations; New York , Florida, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Texas, California, Washington, Illinois, Arizona, Colorado, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Rhode Island, Maine, Georgia, Missouri, Tennessee, North and South Carolina, Hawaii.to All other States and Cities nationwide. Instructions about the payment you are receiving today.
1)Email us back to know you recieve this message
2.)And once you get the check sent from our client Please take the check to your Bank or Cashing Point or Exchange House, Gas Station and get it cash immediately or deposited to your account.
3.) After you must have deposit/cash the check into your account, you are to deduct the money for the sales of your item and the western union charges to transfer the shipping charges to us.
4.) Visit the nearest Western Union Outlet around your area with the excess funds and have it sent to us.
5) Here is our information where to wire the excess money to :
Name -Mark Ho
Address- 142 Brent Street
Hendon, London, NW4 2DR
United Kingdom
6.) You are to deduct the Western Union fees from the excess money.
7.) Do get back to us with the Western Union details such as :
Money Transfer Control Number (MTCN)
Sender's full name and address
Exact amount sent After Western Union charges.
8) After the transfer of the the excess money,we will send you another message about the pick up date and time the pick up will take place.
Kindly get back to us with the Western Union details.
Sincerely,
Mark Ho
On 12-18-09, Angel Cancel wrote:
Booth,
Am very sure the check we clear through your bank account by now please make sure you have the excess funds on the payment sent via western union now to:
Name: Mark Ho
Address: 142 Brent Street
Hendon, London, NW4 2DR
United Kingdom
And get back to me with the western union details like a:
- Money Transfer Control Number ( MTCN )
- Sender's Name & Address
- Exact amount sent in USD or GBP
So that i can forward the western union details to my store attendant he can used the money to pay my due store rent and make arrangement with the shipper's company to pick up the item in your location in time today.
I will await the western union details now.
In God We Trust.
Regards,
On 12-18-09, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Angel,
It's been so long since I heard from you. Just yesterday this Mark Ho character writes to me and I had no idea who he was or what he was talking about. So I'm surprised to see that you know him. He's your freight manager, right?
I copied his email into this one - SEE BELOW. It's a very strange email. He rambles and goes off in different directions. I suspect he may be suffering from schizophrenia, drug-related aphasia, Crohn's disease, polyps, foot rash, dry mouth, and partial tiger syndrome. I'm uneasy with the thought of contacting him. I would advise you to take precautions also.
I'm sorry to have to tell you that the item you were interested in buying has been bought by someone else. Just 3 days ago, I sold it for $45,000. And I was only asking $1,250.00. It turns out that there were 2 solid gold bars hidden inside that I never knew about. Oh well.
But don't worry dearest Angel, I have other items to sell. The other one I was telling you about for $695, I raised the price to $1,250.00. And I can ship that out to you right away. OK?
About your check... I already cashed it and used the money to buy candy.... and I ate all of it - 600 lbs. I know you don't really care what I spent my money on but I thought you might like to know what I like, especially since Christmas and my birthday are coming up. (My birthday is the day after Christmas. I really like candy. Hint. Hint.)
So should I send the other item? It's not as nice and this time I'm sure there are no gold bars in it, but I can charge you the same.
Let me know. And by the way, the shipping cost for the first item would have been $3,550, which you did not include in the check you sent me. The shipping cost for the replacement item is only $3,250. If you send that to me, I promise not to use it to buy candy. (I'm expecting some candy for my birthday and for Christmas!!)
Booth
On 12-18-09, Angel Cancel wrote:
Booth,
Thanks for the honest,all you need now is to send the fund back to my store attendant via western union she can used the money pay my due store rent.
Here is the name and address to send the money to via Western Union again:
Name: Mark Ho
Address: 142 Brent Street
Hendon, London, NW4 2DR
United Kingdom
kindly deduct a sum of $100 for your time and effort in sending the funds via Western Union back to me store attendant.
If you failed to confirm the Western Union details today, I will not hesitate to involve the FBI regard to this issue.
I will await the western union details now so that i can forward the details to my store attendant .
Thank you so much.
In God We Trust.
Sincerely,
On 12-18-09, Angel Cancel wrote:
Please make sure you get back to me with the wetern union details tomorrow morning
Cheer's
On 12-18-09, Vladdio wrote:
Angel, You Goddamned Bitch!
How dare you threaten me with the FBI!
I thought we had a decent business arrangement going on and then you slap me across the face. YOU BITCH! Who the hell do you think you're talking to? I'm not some rube.
And let me tell you another thing. I was going to send you a nice Christmas card, and I was drawing it myself. I'd been working on it for the past 2 days, special, very personalized for YOU! It's got the absolutely sweetest nativity scene with the cutest animals - lambs, cows, mules, camels. And the Holy Family looks so lovely, so divine with the cherubim and the seraphim flying low overhead. I think anybody would have loved it and the effort and care I put into it.
BUT YOU CAN KISS MY DIRTY IRISH ASS, YOU GODDAMNED BITCH!
Go on and call the FBI! See if I care. And I'm glad I ate all of that candy! Guess where your money is now! Down the toilet, that's where. And don't even bother to send me any more candy, because I won't eat it! That's how angry and upset I am.
Go piss up a rope!
Booth
On 12-18-09, Angel Cancel wrote:
Booth,
I don't have the intention to contact FBI before it beco's you really wasted much time on this little transaction please i want you to have the rest money on the payment sent via western union to the name and address i gave you now and get back to me with the western union details so that i can forward it to my store attendant so that she can pay my due store rent in time.
Am here waiting for the western union details soonest.
Thanks And God bless.
Regards,
On 12-19-09, Vladdio wrote:
Angel,
I refuse to accept you apology.
You have insulted me more than I have ever been insulted before. And believe me, I have a very large and pointy nose, and I am cross-eyed, buck-toothed, and I have big flappy ears. I know what it means to be insulted.
I will NOT be sending any money via Western Union to you or to anyone. I don't care if you need to pay rent for your store. I don't care if you are forced into poverty because of me. You are mean and evil and I despise you with every fiber of my being.
In addition I have just contracted for a large advertisement in which I profess my total contempt and pure hatred for you. This ad will be published in 2 days and your reputation will be ruined among other people who might also have been intending to sell their items to you. As a result I doubt that you will be able to buy any items from anyone ever again. You will, in fact, be item-less for the rest of your life. You can count on it!
Go sit on a tack!
Booth
On 12-19-09, Angel Cancel wrote:
Hi Booth,
This is not that you are washing money you are the one that you dnt want to sell your item again.
So all i want you to do now i want you to sent back the money via western union to:
Name: Mark Ho
Address: 142 Brent Street
Hendon, London, NW4 2DR
United Kingdom
So that he can used the money to pay my due store rent today.
kindly deduct a sum of $100 for your time and effort in sending the funds via Western Union back to me store attendant now.
I will await the western union details now.
Cheer's!
On 12-19-09, Vladdio wrote:
Angel,
No. To all of your questions, the answer is NO. And stop apologizing. It's pathetic and embarrassing.
I used the money that was leftover from the candy I bought to make up about 200 T-shirts with this on the front:
"ANGEL CANCEL IS A PUMPKIN-HEADED WEASEL!"
And on the back it says:
"SELL NO ITEMS TO THAT ASSHOLE, ANGEL CANCEL!"
It's actually a very nice design, sort of an amber color with dark green lettering. I used an Arial font, bold, italics. I think you'd like it.
Anyway, I hope your item store fails and I hope you get shingles and I hope somebody spits in your beer.
So there.
Booth
On 12-21-09, Angel Cancel wrote:
Hi Booth,
Money sent via western union to the name and address i gave you???
Please get back to me with the western union details now so that i can make arrangement with the shipper's company to pick up the item in your location today.
Am here waiting for the western union details now.
Thanks and God bless.
Sincerely,
On 12-21-09, Vladdio wrote:
Hi Angel!
How are you doing, honey? Still got those STDs? I heard that if you were to plunk down your ass in a steaming pot of clam chowder, it won't cure them but it will take your mind off them for a while.
Did I send the money to the name and address you gave me? Afraid not, dearie.
Would you like the Western Union details? Sure, here they are: "________________________________________________". Got that? Is that what you wanted to know?
Booth
On 12-21-09, Angel Cancel wrote:
Hi Booth,
Thanks for the honest, Money sent via western union to:
Name: Mark Ho
Address: 142 Brent Street
Hendon, London, NW4 2DR
United Kingdom
Please get back to me now with the western union details so that i can forward the western union details to my store attendant she can used the fund pay my due store rent
So that he can used the money to pay my due store rent today.
kindly deduct a sum of $100 for your time and effort in sending the funds via Western Union back to me store attendant now.
I will await the western union details now.
Thanks and God bless.
Cheer's!
It’s around this time that Angel started overloading me with emails. I ignored them for a while but then…
On 1-2-10, Vladdio wrote:
Thank you for your interest in our "Do-It-Yourself Tattoo Kits."
Each kit contains 12 designs templates (from Chinese Picto-Gram profanity to St. Curry on a Ferris Wheel), 3 inks, 6 needles, one bullet (to bite on) and a warrantee registration card.
This kit sell elsewhere for $79.99 but our standard price is $40.99.
Please indicate quantity and preferred method of payment when ordering.
Thank You.
Burnson Allen
On 1-6-10, Angel Cancel wrote:
FBI or the money sent today!
I have sent series of mails to you without any response from you and i expecting you to have the funds send today.
If you failed to confirm the Western Union details today, I will not hesitate to involve the FBI regard to this issue.
I await the Western Union details today.
Sincerely,
On 1-6-10, Vladdio wrote:
Dearest Angel,
I wish I had better news for you but I don't. The money is all gone. I feel terrible for taking advantage of you especially when I think of how much you really wanted my ITEM. And you didn't even get that. Imagine my guilt.
Please, please don't involve the FBI. I was interrogated by them once before, many years ago, and to this day I can't look at a feather without screaming and giggling at the same time.
Would you be agreeable to a payment plan?
I owe you $1,250 for the ITEM you never received and I believe you sent me $3,500 for shipping. And then I also got a $120 bonus from you for my honesty and you also sent me a case of egg nog for Christmas (Thanks!) which I would say is worth at least $75. This total I would put at $4,945.00. But for the sake of easy math, let's round up to $5,000.00.
I could send you $5 a month for the next 1,000 months.
Let me know if this is OK for you. If it's not, I may have to declare bankruptcy, in which case you would probably receive nothing.
Booth (AKA Burnson Allen)
PS. How many Tattoo Kits would you like?
On 1-6-10, Angel Cancel wrote:
Booth,
Thanks for the honest,all you need now is to send the fund back to my store attendant via western union she can used the money pay my due store rent.
Here is the name and address to send the money to via Western Union again:
Name: Mark Ho
Address: 142 Brent Street
Hendon, London, NW4 2DR
United Kingdom
kindly deduct a sum of $100 for your time and effort in sending the funds via Western Union back to me store attendant.
I will await the western union details now so that i can forward the details to my store attendant .
Thank you so much.
In God We Trust.
Sincerely,
Angel continued to write every other day for the next two weeks. I stopped responding and she eventually gave up.
Good Riddance
On 12-7-09, Angel Cancel wrote regarding a Craigslist posting:
Is Your Item Still Available For Sale?
On 12-8-09, Vladdio wrote:
yes
On 12-8-09, Angel Cancel wrote:
Hello Seller,
Thanks for the quick responce to my mail and sorry for my late response,
I am interested in buying the Items and would have love to come down for a look but i have no chance now.
I am very busy at work for an assignment this days, but i am satisfy with the description and the condition you gave on the website.
I will like to make payment right away, and i will be sending your payment for the Items with a cashier check, because i have no chance to come down and i will like you to please bear with me.
And as for the pick up of the item i will know how to handle that with my mover, as soon as you cash the payment the mover will come for the pick up as soon as possible.
All you have to do is to mail me and give me the description to your place to make it easier for the mover to come and do the pick up as soon as you cash the payment.
I will send you your payment as soon as you give me the info to write the payment.
I have read through the advert and i am okay with it, so kindly withdraw the advert from the web and please i will need the following informations to post the payment
I will give you an extra $30 on the cost of your item which will serve as an inconvience fees for helping me send the excess money to the shipper's the same day you receive the package containing the payment.
Full Name that will be on check,
Home and Mobile Phone,
Home Address,
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Please go and withdraw the advert on net to avoid disturbance as i have believe its almost mine now.
Please mail me ASAP to let me know if you are ok with this.
I await your reply.
Sincerely,
On 12-9-09, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Angel,
Per your instructions I have removed my item from the postings. And frankly, I'm glad I'm finally selling it. Good Riddance!
It's too bad you can't come down yourself. I like to meet the people who buy the items I post. In the past when others would come to my place to pick up whatever item I was selling, very often we'd wind up having lunch or drinks together. And sometimes friendships would form. In fact 2 of my previous customers have actually served as godparents for my children from my first wife. One of my customers eventually became my phlebotomist. And another customer I actually married. (It didn't last though. She had a strange preoccupation with dung beetles.) Perhaps your mover and I will hit it off. It could happen!
You asked for a description of my place. Normally people just ask me my address, but I'm not one to be critical of people's idiosyncrasies. So here goes:
I live in a two-story blue house. It's powder-blue now but when we first painted it, it was navy blue. (Never buy cheap paint!) There are 8 windows on the street side of the house (I had to go count them.) and 1 door. The mailbox at the curb is in the shape of a dung beetle. (I keep meaning to get rid of it.) If your mover can't spot my house immediately, he'll definitely notice my neighbor to the right. On his front lawn, he has a bronze statue of Guernsey cow being ridden by a family of 4 monkeys.
Thanks for the offer of $30 but I'm only too glad to help. I've been eager to get rid of this thing ever since we saw that Center for Disease Control (CDC) report about all of those horrible deaths. I'm glad you're buying it. I hope you take the proper precautions.
Please make the check out for $1,250.00 payable to:
Booth Portnoy
525 Manitou Drive
Shecky Green, DE 19706
Thanks.
Booth
On 12-9-09, Angel Cancel wrote:
Thanks so much i will let you know as soon as payment sent to you this week so that i can make arrangement with the shipper's company to pick up the item in your location.
Thanks,
On 12-10-09, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Angel,
Thanks. And by the way, I have more items to sell if you're interested.
I have one item that I'm selling for $695 and another one for only $50! This one is a really great deal. Let me know if you'd like more details.
Booth
On 12-17-09, Mark Ho (the “shipper”) wrote:
Hello,
Good day to you,This is a message from the Ropner Shipping company, We are to contact you from our client,the buyer of your item,We are contacting you in regards to the the payment for the sales of your item that will be delivered to you on Today THURSDAY 12/17/09 via FEDEX SERVICE.
Services we provide:Tracking and freight shipping for single items, pallet freight, less than a truck load, partial freight loads, full truck loads and container freight. There are no restrictions on size,location or destination and our freight services are available for large corporations, government agencies commercial and first time residential shippers.
All state shipping company base on International Logistics and Domestic freight service via truck,rail, less than container load / LTL, FCL full container load, barge, flatbed, RO-RO, Lo-Lo, Breakbulk, air freight and project cargo. Shipping services include Door to door, door to airport, and door to dock at competitive shipping and domestic freight rates fit your shipping budget. Any size shipment including; shipping of heavy weight freight such as machinery, cars,metal waste, scrap metal, steel,personal effects, furniture, and any kind of used item.
Customs forms, and all documents, will be singed when picking up the item after the shipping charges has been sent to us , Our work is to box the item pick up and Shipping services from all United States Of America locations; New York , Florida, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Texas, California, Washington, Illinois, Arizona, Colorado, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Rhode Island, Maine, Georgia, Missouri, Tennessee, North and South Carolina, Hawaii.to All other States and Cities nationwide. Instructions about the payment you are receiving today.
1)Email us back to know you recieve this message
2.)And once you get the check sent from our client Please take the check to your Bank or Cashing Point or Exchange House, Gas Station and get it cash immediately or deposited to your account.
3.) After you must have deposit/cash the check into your account, you are to deduct the money for the sales of your item and the western union charges to transfer the shipping charges to us.
4.) Visit the nearest Western Union Outlet around your area with the excess funds and have it sent to us.
5) Here is our information where to wire the excess money to :
Name -Mark Ho
Address- 142 Brent Street
Hendon, London, NW4 2DR
United Kingdom
6.) You are to deduct the Western Union fees from the excess money.
7.) Do get back to us with the Western Union details such as :
Money Transfer Control Number (MTCN)
Sender's full name and address
Exact amount sent After Western Union charges.
8) After the transfer of the the excess money,we will send you another message about the pick up date and time the pick up will take place.
Kindly get back to us with the Western Union details.
Sincerely,
Mark Ho
On 12-18-09, Angel Cancel wrote:
Booth,
Am very sure the check we clear through your bank account by now please make sure you have the excess funds on the payment sent via western union now to:
Name: Mark Ho
Address: 142 Brent Street
Hendon, London, NW4 2DR
United Kingdom
And get back to me with the western union details like a:
- Money Transfer Control Number ( MTCN )
- Sender's Name & Address
- Exact amount sent in USD or GBP
So that i can forward the western union details to my store attendant he can used the money to pay my due store rent and make arrangement with the shipper's company to pick up the item in your location in time today.
I will await the western union details now.
In God We Trust.
Regards,
On 12-18-09, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Angel,
It's been so long since I heard from you. Just yesterday this Mark Ho character writes to me and I had no idea who he was or what he was talking about. So I'm surprised to see that you know him. He's your freight manager, right?
I copied his email into this one - SEE BELOW. It's a very strange email. He rambles and goes off in different directions. I suspect he may be suffering from schizophrenia, drug-related aphasia, Crohn's disease, polyps, foot rash, dry mouth, and partial tiger syndrome. I'm uneasy with the thought of contacting him. I would advise you to take precautions also.
I'm sorry to have to tell you that the item you were interested in buying has been bought by someone else. Just 3 days ago, I sold it for $45,000. And I was only asking $1,250.00. It turns out that there were 2 solid gold bars hidden inside that I never knew about. Oh well.
But don't worry dearest Angel, I have other items to sell. The other one I was telling you about for $695, I raised the price to $1,250.00. And I can ship that out to you right away. OK?
About your check... I already cashed it and used the money to buy candy.... and I ate all of it - 600 lbs. I know you don't really care what I spent my money on but I thought you might like to know what I like, especially since Christmas and my birthday are coming up. (My birthday is the day after Christmas. I really like candy. Hint. Hint.)
So should I send the other item? It's not as nice and this time I'm sure there are no gold bars in it, but I can charge you the same.
Let me know. And by the way, the shipping cost for the first item would have been $3,550, which you did not include in the check you sent me. The shipping cost for the replacement item is only $3,250. If you send that to me, I promise not to use it to buy candy. (I'm expecting some candy for my birthday and for Christmas!!)
Booth
On 12-18-09, Angel Cancel wrote:
Booth,
Thanks for the honest,all you need now is to send the fund back to my store attendant via western union she can used the money pay my due store rent.
Here is the name and address to send the money to via Western Union again:
Name: Mark Ho
Address: 142 Brent Street
Hendon, London, NW4 2DR
United Kingdom
kindly deduct a sum of $100 for your time and effort in sending the funds via Western Union back to me store attendant.
If you failed to confirm the Western Union details today, I will not hesitate to involve the FBI regard to this issue.
I will await the western union details now so that i can forward the details to my store attendant .
Thank you so much.
In God We Trust.
Sincerely,
On 12-18-09, Angel Cancel wrote:
Please make sure you get back to me with the wetern union details tomorrow morning
Cheer's
On 12-18-09, Vladdio wrote:
Angel, You Goddamned Bitch!
How dare you threaten me with the FBI!
I thought we had a decent business arrangement going on and then you slap me across the face. YOU BITCH! Who the hell do you think you're talking to? I'm not some rube.
And let me tell you another thing. I was going to send you a nice Christmas card, and I was drawing it myself. I'd been working on it for the past 2 days, special, very personalized for YOU! It's got the absolutely sweetest nativity scene with the cutest animals - lambs, cows, mules, camels. And the Holy Family looks so lovely, so divine with the cherubim and the seraphim flying low overhead. I think anybody would have loved it and the effort and care I put into it.
BUT YOU CAN KISS MY DIRTY IRISH ASS, YOU GODDAMNED BITCH!
Go on and call the FBI! See if I care. And I'm glad I ate all of that candy! Guess where your money is now! Down the toilet, that's where. And don't even bother to send me any more candy, because I won't eat it! That's how angry and upset I am.
Go piss up a rope!
Booth
On 12-18-09, Angel Cancel wrote:
Booth,
I don't have the intention to contact FBI before it beco's you really wasted much time on this little transaction please i want you to have the rest money on the payment sent via western union to the name and address i gave you now and get back to me with the western union details so that i can forward it to my store attendant so that she can pay my due store rent in time.
Am here waiting for the western union details soonest.
Thanks And God bless.
Regards,
On 12-19-09, Vladdio wrote:
Angel,
I refuse to accept you apology.
You have insulted me more than I have ever been insulted before. And believe me, I have a very large and pointy nose, and I am cross-eyed, buck-toothed, and I have big flappy ears. I know what it means to be insulted.
I will NOT be sending any money via Western Union to you or to anyone. I don't care if you need to pay rent for your store. I don't care if you are forced into poverty because of me. You are mean and evil and I despise you with every fiber of my being.
In addition I have just contracted for a large advertisement in which I profess my total contempt and pure hatred for you. This ad will be published in 2 days and your reputation will be ruined among other people who might also have been intending to sell their items to you. As a result I doubt that you will be able to buy any items from anyone ever again. You will, in fact, be item-less for the rest of your life. You can count on it!
Go sit on a tack!
Booth
On 12-19-09, Angel Cancel wrote:
Hi Booth,
This is not that you are washing money you are the one that you dnt want to sell your item again.
So all i want you to do now i want you to sent back the money via western union to:
Name: Mark Ho
Address: 142 Brent Street
Hendon, London, NW4 2DR
United Kingdom
So that he can used the money to pay my due store rent today.
kindly deduct a sum of $100 for your time and effort in sending the funds via Western Union back to me store attendant now.
I will await the western union details now.
Cheer's!
On 12-19-09, Vladdio wrote:
Angel,
No. To all of your questions, the answer is NO. And stop apologizing. It's pathetic and embarrassing.
I used the money that was leftover from the candy I bought to make up about 200 T-shirts with this on the front:
"ANGEL CANCEL IS A PUMPKIN-HEADED WEASEL!"
And on the back it says:
"SELL NO ITEMS TO THAT ASSHOLE, ANGEL CANCEL!"
It's actually a very nice design, sort of an amber color with dark green lettering. I used an Arial font, bold, italics. I think you'd like it.
Anyway, I hope your item store fails and I hope you get shingles and I hope somebody spits in your beer.
So there.
Booth
On 12-21-09, Angel Cancel wrote:
Hi Booth,
Money sent via western union to the name and address i gave you???
Please get back to me with the western union details now so that i can make arrangement with the shipper's company to pick up the item in your location today.
Am here waiting for the western union details now.
Thanks and God bless.
Sincerely,
On 12-21-09, Vladdio wrote:
Hi Angel!
How are you doing, honey? Still got those STDs? I heard that if you were to plunk down your ass in a steaming pot of clam chowder, it won't cure them but it will take your mind off them for a while.
Did I send the money to the name and address you gave me? Afraid not, dearie.
Would you like the Western Union details? Sure, here they are: "________________________________________________". Got that? Is that what you wanted to know?
Booth
On 12-21-09, Angel Cancel wrote:
Hi Booth,
Thanks for the honest, Money sent via western union to:
Name: Mark Ho
Address: 142 Brent Street
Hendon, London, NW4 2DR
United Kingdom
Please get back to me now with the western union details so that i can forward the western union details to my store attendant she can used the fund pay my due store rent
So that he can used the money to pay my due store rent today.
kindly deduct a sum of $100 for your time and effort in sending the funds via Western Union back to me store attendant now.
I will await the western union details now.
Thanks and God bless.
Cheer's!
It’s around this time that Angel started overloading me with emails. I ignored them for a while but then…
On 1-2-10, Vladdio wrote:
Thank you for your interest in our "Do-It-Yourself Tattoo Kits."
Each kit contains 12 designs templates (from Chinese Picto-Gram profanity to St. Curry on a Ferris Wheel), 3 inks, 6 needles, one bullet (to bite on) and a warrantee registration card.
This kit sell elsewhere for $79.99 but our standard price is $40.99.
Please indicate quantity and preferred method of payment when ordering.
Thank You.
Burnson Allen
On 1-6-10, Angel Cancel wrote:
FBI or the money sent today!
I have sent series of mails to you without any response from you and i expecting you to have the funds send today.
If you failed to confirm the Western Union details today, I will not hesitate to involve the FBI regard to this issue.
I await the Western Union details today.
Sincerely,
On 1-6-10, Vladdio wrote:
Dearest Angel,
I wish I had better news for you but I don't. The money is all gone. I feel terrible for taking advantage of you especially when I think of how much you really wanted my ITEM. And you didn't even get that. Imagine my guilt.
Please, please don't involve the FBI. I was interrogated by them once before, many years ago, and to this day I can't look at a feather without screaming and giggling at the same time.
Would you be agreeable to a payment plan?
I owe you $1,250 for the ITEM you never received and I believe you sent me $3,500 for shipping. And then I also got a $120 bonus from you for my honesty and you also sent me a case of egg nog for Christmas (Thanks!) which I would say is worth at least $75. This total I would put at $4,945.00. But for the sake of easy math, let's round up to $5,000.00.
I could send you $5 a month for the next 1,000 months.
Let me know if this is OK for you. If it's not, I may have to declare bankruptcy, in which case you would probably receive nothing.
Booth (AKA Burnson Allen)
PS. How many Tattoo Kits would you like?
On 1-6-10, Angel Cancel wrote:
Booth,
Thanks for the honest,all you need now is to send the fund back to my store attendant via western union she can used the money pay my due store rent.
Here is the name and address to send the money to via Western Union again:
Name: Mark Ho
Address: 142 Brent Street
Hendon, London, NW4 2DR
United Kingdom
kindly deduct a sum of $100 for your time and effort in sending the funds via Western Union back to me store attendant.
I will await the western union details now so that i can forward the details to my store attendant .
Thank you so much.
In God We Trust.
Sincerely,
Angel continued to write every other day for the next two weeks. I stopped responding and she eventually gave up.
Good Riddance
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