Sunday, March 14, 2010

Nothing Scares A Scammer More Than A Claim of Proximity

...and I've never even been to Putnam.

-----Original Message-----
From: chris white [mailto:chris4white@gmail.com]
Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 10:32 AM
Subject: Order

On 12-4-09, Chris White wrote:
Good day,
My name is Mr.Chris White and I will like to know if you can supply some latches for me, its going to be picked up at your store location when parked for pick up, after payment..I will like to know the types of latches you do have in stock with the model and sizes too so that i can make my choice,and also let me know if you do accept credit card as a method of payment also, wish you all the best in business and i would be looking forward on hearing from you soon.

best regards
Chris.

On 12-17-09, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Chris,

We carry 145,000 different types of latches but the following are the most popular:

Model #1066 - "William the Conqueror Latch" - $23 each

Model #1776 - "Ethan Allen Latch" - $16 each

Model #1941 - "Tojo Latch" - $26 each

Model #1863 - "James Longstreet Latch" - $32 each

Model #1964 - "Mary Poppins Latch" - $36 each

We do accept credit cards.

Thanks.

Odie Doodah-Day

On 12-17-09, Chris White wrote:
Am ok for the Model #1941 - "Tojo Latch" and am located in 14 front st,danielson,ct,06239 can u re quote me for the cost of 350 pieces of that without the cost of shipping so that we can proceed

On 12-17-09, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Chris,

First things first. 350 pieces of Model #1941 - "Tojo Latch" @ $26 each makes your total cost $9,100.00. These are in stock and ready to go.

And now the second thing: HELLO NEIGHBOR! We're in Putnam, Connecticut! We're right up the road from you! How's that for a coincidence! About 20 minutes away!

Well sure we can ship them to you, but it'd be just a heck of a lot easier just driving down there and dropping them off!

I love meeting my customers but it doesn't happen very often. A lot of the time I'd be shipping material off to Europe or West Africa and never get to meet people. (Actually that's not entirely true. Once I had lunch at a local diner with a customer from Ghana - that's in West Africa. What a disgusting person. You'd think he never used a fork or a spoon before. Kept eating with his hands. Even chili. What a mess. I had to tip the waitress really big to straighten that out. And you know what else. I think he shit in his pants while we were there. The smell was horrendous and the seat... well, just imagine.)

So anyway, let me know how you'd like to pay for this order and how you'd like to handle "shipping".

Thanks.

Odie

On 12-24-09, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Chris,

Let's get this order wrapped up!

Odie



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