...I don't know about Eddie Money.
From: kenny hall [mailto:kennyhall005@gmail.com]
Sent: Saturday, November 14, 2009 1:36 PM
Subject: NEW Loop-Loc Safety Pool Cover for sale – 16 x 32 mesh Rectangle
On 11-14-09, Kenny Hall wrote:
Hello
Let me know if your posted item for sale is still available.
On 11-14-09, Vladdio wrote:
Hi Kenny Hall,
The item available is yes still.
Inquiries many there are for people to buy, people to sell.
Popular rectangles.
You offer what is? $999?
OK.
Tom "Tommy" Thomas - just call me Tommy
On 11-15-09, Kenny Hall wrote:
Hello,
Thanks for your swift response toward the inquiry about the item as stated by you, am really pleased, i would have come over to your location to view the item but i wont be able to come at the moment due to the nature of my work as present.
I will like you to know that i am okay with the price and i will make the payment sendto you via check which will clear to your account in one working days.Kindly forward me your full detail as writting bellow tomake the check send to you for urgent business transaction.
Your full name as to be writing on the check.
Your full address where to send the check .
your phone number where i can contact you for any urgent comunication.
As for the pick up,i will know how to handle that with my mover that as been helping me to move in my belongings into our home, the Mover will come for the pick up once the check has been cashed and i will like to complete this transaction soonest. Thanks and get back to me with the full info as soon as possible
Regards
James
On 11-16-09, Vladdio wrote:
Hi James Kenny Hall,
Rather you were to come to my house visiting to see the item so much you want.
Too bad.
Glad you are OK with the price. $999. If you were not I would lower it.... never mind. Forget I said that. .... isn't there an erase button on these damned email things?
My full name is Thomas Thomas. But I go by "Tom". Some people call me Harry - especially old girlfriends
I can receive mail at 16 Parkside Lane, Frisco, CA 95698
I drive a taxi, taking tips, and get stoned, but I always wanted to fly.
Tom (or Harry)
On 11-15-09, Kenny Hall wrote:
i will like to know if i should write thomas thomas on the check
On 11-16-09, Vladdio wrote:
Hi Kenny James Hall,
I'm glad you asked that because the NEW Loop-Loc Safety Pool Cover for sale - 16 x 32 mesh Rectangle cover is actually not even mine. I mean technically right now it's not.
It belongs to a neighbor of my old girlfriend, Sue. (She was gonna be an actress.) It's kind of a surprise. The neighbor doesn't actually know she's selling it and it's still on the pool, I hope your mover doesn't have any problem taking it off the pool and folding it up, does he? It would be best if the mover came either during the day when the neighbor is at work, or late at night - say, between 2:00 and 4:00 AM.
If you could make the check out to "Cash" that would be better. This way when the "surprise" is discovered, my name is not associated with it.
By the way, if you are interested in some very nice patio furniture, I have access to that too. Your mover will see it when he comes for the cover. Tell him to bring a strong flashlight and very quiet shoes.
Tommy (or Harry... or you can call me "Cash" too.)
On 11-16-09, Kenny Hall wrote:
Let me know how much is the furniture you mention and also send me the pictures of the furniture,Also send me the name to be written on the check so that i can make the check send to you tommorow
On 11-16-09, Vladdio wrote:
Hi Kenny Hall James,
Make the check out to "CASH". That's CASH. C-A-S-H. Just like "Johnny Cash" but without the "Johnny". So where it says "Payable to the Order of ____________", you write the word "CASH" in the blank.
Got it?
The furniture is in very good condition but I don't have any photos of it. If Sue's neighbor saw me sneaking around in her yard taking pictures of her patio furniture, she might sic her dogs on me again. Make sure you tell your movers to bring some dog biscuits.
I'd say the stuff is worth about $2000 brand new. I'll sell it to you for $500. If your movers get bit, I'll give you $50 credit on your next purchase
Would you also be interested in a wheelchair? The neighbor on the other side has a wheelchair that he only uses during the day. I think I can get a hold of it tonight.
No photos. I don't know what to charge you for that. Make me an offer.
Cash
On 11-17-09, Kenny Hall wrote:
Hello,
I dont think you are realy serious about the item.I ask you to send me your details for the payment and you are saying another think.Look if you are not ready to sell the item for me then let me know .if you like to sell it then send me your name as to be written on the check and the adress.If not dont burther to reply me.
On 11-17-09, Vladdio wrote:
Hi James Hall Kenny,
I don't understand why you would be uncomfortable writing a check out to CASH.
And I don't understand why you should think there are other details for "the payment" that you don't have.
You have my name, my address, how to write out a check to CASH (which apparently you can't figure out), what time to have your so-called "movers" arrive, how to deal with my neighbor's vicious dogs, the price of the patio furniture, and a few details about a wheelchair which - after last night - is suddenly available and is right now sitting in my garage. In fact, before I came in to check my email, I was outside in my garage, cleaning vomit off the wheelchair foot-rests and filing the serial numbers off the frame tags.
How could I be more accommodating?
Let me explain one more time. On the check, in the space where you would normally write a person's name, instead, write this word: CASH. This is what is called "making a check out to cash".
It's that simple.
Look - I don't want hard feelings here so here's what I'll do. Do you like omelets? When I see you, I'll make you the best omelet you ever had. I make an omelet with tuna and peanut butter that will make you roll your eyes and smile from ear to ear. I know it doesn't sound good, but take my word, it's delicious!
Now send the damned check.
CASH!
On 11-17-09, Kenny Hall wrote:
You are a fool
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