Hypopnea-Gate

...not as scandalous as it sounds.

From: mark john [mailto:markjohn36@gmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, September 29, 2009 9:47 AM
Subject: Order Metal Gates

On 9-29-09, Mark John wrote:
Hello Good Day
This is Mark, With regards to your Company i am sending this emailRegards to order some( Metal Gates ) i will like to know thetype and sizes you have in stock and get me the sales price of one so that i will tell you the quantity i will be ordering, and also if you accept credit card as a form of payment .

God Bless .
NAME.Mark
Mark John
Mark And Wife Co Ltd.
101 31st Ave West Number 5
Dickinson,ND 58505

On 9-29-09, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Mr. John,

Your information regarding the order of metal gates was forwarded to me. I handle the sale and distribution regarding ALL metal gates in North America.

We stock an almost limitless supply of metal gates from 12" wide x 12" high up to 96" wide x 144" high. And everything in between in increments of 1/32", and in over 150,000 colors.And regarding credit cards, yes, we do accept them.

How can I help you?

Regards,

Fredo Hypopnea

On 9-29-09, Mark John wrote:
Hello Fredo,

Thank you very much for getting me back with your reply and i want you to know that like the metal gates from 12" wide x 12"high and everything come in increments of 1/32", and the color like black color so i want you to email me with the pick up prices for one so that i can know how many to order from your company.So that we can proceed with the order..

Best Regard

Mark

On 9-29-09, Vladdio wrote:
Hello Mark,

The pick-up price for one (1) (ONE) 12" x 12" black gate is $8.49.

It sounds to me that the size of your job will require 500 metal gates. That's $4,245.00.

We have a variety of "black" color. For example: Jet Black, Deep Black, Ugly Black, Jack Black, Sorry-Ass Black, and Soul-less Black to name a few.

Let me know how you'd like to proceed.

Fredo

On 9-29-09, Mark John wrote:
Subject: PICK UP DELIVERY

Hello Fredo

I'm sending you this email in regards to the pick up and delivery and that is, i once work with a freight company that will be picking up the metal gates. From your company and have them shipped to my new company which is located in Madagascar .These Freight company are very affordable,faster and reliable and bellow are the necessary information the freight needed to provide the freight quote.

Name : Fast Express Shipping Company Limited
Contact Name : Capt Morgan
Contact Email address : Fastexpress_shipping@cooltoad.com

And the information that the shipping company will request in order to provide you with the shipping charges is

1. The full pick up location Address
2. The size and Quantity of the product to be picked up and shipped 3..The shipping address

And the address were i need the product to be shipped is below

Company Name : Sunshine Flower Co Ltd
Street Address : enceinte ZiTAL
City : Ankorondrano
Country : Madagascar
Zipcode : 2326161

Don't Hesitate to contact me back with the total cost plus freight cost so that we can proceed from there ..Waiting for your immediate response.

Mark John

On 9-29-09, Vladdio wrote:
Dearest Mark John,

The total cost for the metal gates is $4,245.00.

The shipping cost for these 500 pieces would normally be $1,250 to Madagascar but since these gates are to be used in a facility where illegal activities take place I'm forced to add another $2,000. I'm sure you understand. I'm taking too much of a risk being involved not to make it worth my while.

Therefore the total cost to you is $4,245 plus $1,250 plus $2,000 which equals $7,495.

Awaiting your response before I contact the shipper.

Fredo

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On 10-1-09, Vladdio wrote:
Dearest Shipper,

I'm forwarding the order information from dear friend, Reverend Mark "Hubba-Hubba" John.

As you may know, although Rev. John is director of a Methordist Kids Orphanage in Ghana, he also is involved in borderline black market activities throughout West Africa. I do not hold this against him and neither should you. Sometimes even servants of GOD need to indulge in the finer things in life and if dealing with poachers of endangered species can give him those finer things, then who are we to judge.

However you should know that I am charging him an additional $2000 for the risk I am taking and I suggest that you should also get a larger piece of the action than you may be getting now.

And although I haven't personally met Rev. John, I have a gut feeling that he occasionally falls from grace. He explained to me that he was on his way to London, England to - how did he put it... - "sample the white women".

Be that as it may, I'll need to know from you exactly what you need to know from me.

I'd like to get this order out of my warehouse before I get caught up in any arrests.

Thank you.

Fredo Hypopnea

On 10-1-09, Mark John wrote:
WHY ARE YOU TRY TO CONTACT THE SHIPPER OR WHAT WHY ARE YOU DELAY THE ORDER

On 10-1-09, Vladdio wrote:
My dearest Reverend,

Please forgive the delay. I was arrested last night on a bogus "rabbit racing" charge of which I am sure my lawyer will clear me. Please do not concern yourself.

I contacted the shipper this morning. He seems like a nice guy although he doesn't seem to think much of you.

Fredo