...boy, if I had a nickel for everytime this one came at me....
From: Muntari Yahaya [mailto:muntari4realy@yahoo.com]
Sent: Wednesday, October 07, 2009 10:50 AM
Subject: Orders
On 10-7-09, Larry Mike wrote:
Hello how are you doing my name is Larry mike pls i will like to know if you do have Kake for sell and i will like to know the cost of it plux the tax and get back to me hope to here from you very soon.
Rev.Larry Mike
On 10-7-09, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Mr. Mike,
Your email was forwarded to me.
I sell Kake.
The price of Kake is $1.25 per slice. There are 16 slices per Kake. This is $20 per Kake.
I think you will need 250 Kakes.
The total is $5,000.
There is no tax on Kake.
Please contact me ASAP. We can be ready to ship by the end of the week.
Thank you.
Hugo Uvula
On 10-7-09, Larry Mike wrote:
Hello am very happy to here from you am okay with $5,000 i what you to add it so that you can give me the total cost of it and i will like to know what type of payment do you accpit and dont worry about shipping i do have my shipping compay the will came for the pick up hope to here from you very soon.
Rev.Larry Mike
On 10-7-09, Vladdio wrote:
Hello Mr. Mike,
Thank you for your order.
I need to know where the Kake will be shipped to. I understand that your shipping company will be picking it up but I need to know what kind of special arrangements need to be made.
For example, if the Kake will be going to Ireland, we will have the Kake wrapped in green doilies soaked in vinegar and beer.
If it were going to China, we will wrap the Kake in rice paper soaked in vinegar and sake.
We take much pride in the presentation of our Kake. Where is this order going?
Also, there are no additional charges beyond the $5,000 so please add $130 to it. This brings the total to $5,465.00.
We accept ALL major credit card except one.
Please hurry with the payment information.
Thank you.
Hugo
On 10-7-09, Larry Mike wrote:
Attention:
Thank you for your respond..I am okay with the price which is $5,465.00.I will like to make the full payment to you but firstly i will like you to contact my shipping company that will be coming along to pick up the orders.I am now in contact with my Banker's in regards of the full payment.
Here is the contact of the shipping company
Contact Name : Mr. Martin Osafo
Contact Email : 2portshipping@gmail.com
Delivery address
Name: Mr. George Mark
Street Address : 23 Pentecost Church Ave.
State : Accra
Country : Ghana
Zip Code : 00233
I will like you to give them the weight of the orders and also ask them to tell you how much is going to cost for the pick from your location to that delivery address..After they give you the cost,then add the amount with the total of the order together so that i can go ahead and make the full payment to you.Any thing that you email the shipping company with let me know and also when you hear from them too let me know what ever they said.I will be looking forward to your respond.Stay blessed.
Rev.Larry Mike
On 10-7-09, Vladdio wrote:
Dearest Mr. Reverend Mike,
I'm afraid I cannot comply with your wishes to ship the Kake to Mr. George Mark.
I know this may sound strange but I had a dream last night. In my dream a Mr. George Mark (the very same name!!) was standing in line at a boat factory, waiting to receive his team's toothbrush. A large koala bear asked him if he had change for a bee-hive. When Mr. Mark opened his mouth to answer, the bear began shouting "This isn't my pretzel!" over and over again and then strapped on ice skates. Mr. Mark then began to wax my car.
Naturally I woke up, shaking and sweating. I was stunned as, no doubt, you are now.
Please give me another name to address this shipment to. I'm sure you'll understand.
Thank you.
Hugo
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