...ARE YOU REALLY READY TO DO BUSINESS WITH ME ...
From: Phil Michels [mailto:phil.michels47@yahoo.com]
Sent: Wednesday, September 02, 2009 7:27 PM
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com
Subject: Pool Heater Order
On 9-2-09, Phil Michaels wrote:
Hello Sir/Madam
This is Mr Phil Michels And I Will Like To Know If You Can Order Me ANatural Gas 400,000 BTU Pool Heater . I Will Be More Than Happy If You Can E:Mail Me With The Quote on 3 units of that Plus Tax But exclude shipping cause i will recommend a freight company that will come pick them as soon as i make payment. Also I Will Like To Know If You Accept Credit Card As A Method Of Payment So That I Can Arrange For The Payment Immediately. Hope to hear from you soon.....
Thank You.
Phil...
On 9-7-09, Vladdio wrote:
Phil Michaels,
Your name was forwarded to me.
The answer to all of your questions is YES.
How else can I help you?
Pinky Slobberino
Heater Czar of the Midwest
On 9-8-09, Phil Michaels wrote:
Hello , i will like you to email me with the pick up quote on 3 units of hayward miivolt heater ....-
On 9-9-09, Vladdio wrote:
Hello Phil,
In my country, we address each other by our first name.
If you'd like to do business with me, please address me as "Pinky".
Following that, I will quote you on the Hayward heaters.
Thank you.
Pinky Slobberino
On 9-9-09, Phil Michels wrote:
Hello Pinky, still awating the quote ....
On 9-9-09, Vladdio wrote:
Hello Phil,
The Hayward 400,000 BTU Natural Gas Millivolt heater with waffles is $1,895. There is no tax.
This is our most popular model. In the industry it's known as the "Booger-Blaster" in honor of the inventor, Simon "Tangerine" Blaster. I'm not really sure where the "booger" part came from.
Three (3) units x $1,895 = $5,685
We're having an end of year "reverse" special on the Booger-Blaster. And we add 12%, so your cost would be $6,367.20. If you'd like to participate in this special, let me know. Otherwise your cost would be $5,685.00.
How would you like to handle payment and shipping?
I accept ALL credit cards except one.
Please let me know how you would like to proceed.
Thank you.
Pinky
On 9-9-09, Phil Michels wrote:
Hello ,thanks for the quote, before i arrange for payment, i will like you to do me a favor and contact the freight company that i want to use @ (SPEED.AIRFREIGHT1@YAHOO.COM) with the weight and size of the heaters so that they will give you the shipping cost of shipping them from your address to the following address:
David & Co. Inc.
440 airport residential area,
Accra-Ghana00233.
I will like you to get back to me with grand total for the packages and also for the shipping as soon as they e-mail you with the shipping cost so that i will arrange for payment immediately .
Hope to hear from you real soon.....
Best regards.............
Phil...
On 9-9-09, Vladdio wrote:
Phil,
I will contact the shipper shortly, but I don't want to have to remind you again. Please address me as "Pinky".
It is a sign of disrespect if you do not.
Pinky
On 9-9-09, Phil Michels wrote:
Well sorry for this disrespect Pinky, as soon as you receive the freight quote from the freight company , i will like you to email me with the grand total for the heaters and also for the shipping so that i will provide you with my credit card details to process for both payment ..And if there are any additional charges , you can bill my credit card for that....
On 9-10-09, Vladdio wrote to: SPEED.AIRFREIGHT1@YAHOO.COM (and copied to Phil)
Dear Shipper,
I'm forwarding this series of emails between Phil Michels and me for your information. This is regarding an order for three Hayward Pool Heaters for which you will be the shipper.
In spite of the strangely disrespectful way that Phil Michels has been treating me, I've decided to continue with this order. I'm really not sure how much contact you've had with him. I feel cheated that people such as you and I are forced to tolerate the pedestrian attitude and gutter-snipe behavior that low class people like Phil Michels exude. We don't need his stupid slights and insensitivities but sometimes we need his business. I'm just afraid that if I ever met him in person, he might stink of pig shit and hummus. He's representative of the human cockroaches and bottom-feeders that populate the underbelly of society. A worm. A slug. A pustule. Hopefully some exotic plague will come to cut short his pathetic little existence. I hope that if and when it does come, it's a painful and humiliating end.
...now where was I....
Oh yes. The heaters... The heaters will be on 4' x 4' palates. Each unit will be 38" high and each will weigh 320 lbs.
Please forward me an options list of best pick-up dates.
Thank you.
Pinky Slobberino
On 9-10-09, Phil Michels wrote:
ARE YOU REALLY READY TO DO BUSINESS WITH ME ...
On 9-10-09, Vladdio wrote:
Phil,
Your email should read: "Pinky, are you really ready to do business with me?" (You also forgot the question mark.)
But anyway, I figured that if your shipper can find the patience to deal with you, then so can I.
The Booger Blasters are in stock and ready to ship. For our records, I'll need a Purchase Order Number. Also please send me the job name and location.
What is the credit card you will be using? And the shipper hasn't contacted me yet, so I still don't have a schedule of pick-up. Please contact him and have him contact me.
Pinky
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