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From: Peter Chuck [mailto:peter_chuck18@yahoo.com]
Sent: Wednesday, September 09, 2009 4:34 PM
Subject: order

On 9-9-09, Peter Chuck wrote:
Hello sir/madam
Am peter Am sending you this email regarding to Order FENCE, And i will be very glad if you could get me this
* Plastic diamond mesh safety fence
* Made of durable polyethylene
* Rugged yet flexible, re-usable, highly visible, and U.V. stabilized
* Ideal for temporary or permanent enclosures
* Available in 4' or 5' by 50 foot length (100 ft.)

And also i want you to get back to me with the prices range on the FENCE you have in stock . Kindly get back to me so that i can choose the FENCE that i want to order from you. and also i want to know what type of credit card you do accept, i will be waitig for your reply ASAP.

Regards
Mr peter

On 9-10-09, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Mr. Peter,

Thank you for you interest in our company. We are a newly established expediting company generating most of our sales online. And as a new e-commerce business we strive to get the best match of materials for our customers. We carry no stock but we have a turn-around time that is unsurpassed in the industry.

If it is fence that you want, then it is fence that we can get for you. THAT is the nature of what we can EXPEDITE!

Give us 12 hours to locate the fence that you requested. If it is on the road and in transit, we will have it very quickly (as long as the driver isn't armed).

Meanwhile, can I interest you in some of the other products we happen to have?
- 3 former "brown" delivery trucks with an assortment of unopened packages. (These trucks are actually being repainted gray as I write this.)
- 1/2 ton of cigarettes
- a horse (Don't ask me what kind. I know nothing about horses.)

Let me know. We can give you good prices.

Yours truly,

Calamari Fritti