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From: Henry Wilson [mailto:henryshop0@yahoo.com]
Sent: Sunday, August 02, 2009 1:53 PM
To: info@xxxxxxxxx.com
Subject: Enquiry
On 8-2-09, Henry Wilson wrote:
Dear Sir,
With much regards to your service and product.My name is Henry Wilson and am interested in some of your chain link fence.I need the 6 feet high by 11 and half gauge i will be needing 1000 feet of them materiel only.Kindly email me back with the total price plus tax pick up at your shop and also advice with the method of payment that you accept so that we can proceed..
Thank You
Henry Wilson
On 8/5/09, Vladdio wrote:
Hello Henry,
Your email regarding pricing and information on chain link fence was forwarded to me as I am the Chain Link Fence Czar of North America (formerly "The Chain Link Fence Czar of Central America".)
As to your inquiry...
1000' of 6' x 11 1/2 gauge chain link fence at $298.50 per 50' section would cost you $5,970.00 USD.
Additional posts, fittings, end caps, bolts, wire, framework, and riboflavin costs $1,235.50 USD.
Will you require fanork with this order? Fanork is $47 per pound and I believe you may need 200 pounds. There is no tax on this order because all of the material is imported. Except for the fanork. And fanork is non taxable. As you probably know.
As to the method of payment...
Is there a chance - even a small chance - even the slightest chance that you could pay for this order with a credit card?
Please let me know how you'd like to proceed.
Thank you.
Carl Fanork
On 8-5-09, Henry Wilson wrote:
Hello Carl !
It would be nice speaking to you on the phone BUT i don't know your telephone # and once again i do appreciate your business .I just got a message from my church associate this Morning regarding a conference meeting in LONDON which i have to attend.Due to that i will not be able to schedule the pick up at my end so i need your help as you wish to help me out and i will order this units again and i trust you .
I want you to do me a favor by contacting shipping company which i recommended and find out the cost for shipment.The merchandise will be shipped to my new orphanage house and as soon as u heard back from them with the cost for shipping, i will make all the payment at once.
Here is the shipping address below :
Henry Wilson ,
1 methordist kids Orphanage
32 Trasaco Valley
City Accra
Country Ghana
Kindly go ahead and contact Cargo Express Shipping Co , with the pick up location and delivery address as well as the dimensions of the merchandise and find out the cost for shipment.It is a good broker and they ship worldwide . I have been using them for sometime because their service is very good and they always give a good satisfaction to their customers . After you schedule the pick up with the shipping company i want you to add the shipping charges on to the total of the merchandise and email me backwith it before i can email you back with my Credit Card#'s for you to run the charges and then they can come in for the pick up on the date and time that you gave them .
Here is their email address copy and email them :
http://us.mc1118.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=cargo_express2@linuxmail.org
Kindly email them momentarily and get the cost for shipment.
Thanks for your Patience ,
Henry Wilson .
On 8/5/09, Vladdio wrote:
Oh Henry!
Before I can continue processing this order there are a few things I need to know. As you are a religious man, I'm sure you'll appreciate the delicacy of my concerns. There are certain projects and customers that I refuse to become involved with or associated with. I am, of course, sensitive about my beliefs but I know of no other way to act without compromising my own morals.
Therefore, I need to know the nature of this building project.
- Is this fence to be used around a particle accelerator facility? If so, will the top echelon of scientists there be trying to hasten the end of the world?
- Is this fence to be used to surround a laundry facility which patronizes ugly people? (I hate ugly people, as does GOD.)
- Is this fence to be used to bring joy and light the less fortunate? Will there be good people there, striving to make a powerful and positive difference in the world? Will they love and cherish all those who enter the fenced-in area? Will there be sunshine and rainbows? Will the birds sing and the people dance to the vibrant sounds of nature and the good earth?
These are questions that I ask all of my potential customer. I'm sure you'll understand.
Also, Cargo Express Shipping Company sounds like a very nice company with good well-dressed people. I look forward to working with them. I will have the information you need very soon. I have my assistant, Bali-boy, outside right now, preparing the shipment, measuring it, weighing it, and caressing it. When he is finished later on today, I will contact the shipper.
Thank you for your patience. I look forward to a long and healthy business relationship with you.
Hopefully you will be blessed with more and more orphans. In fact, I hope your orphanage swells with orphans!
Thank you. And have fun in LONDON! But be very careful. I hear there are many ugly people there
Carl Fanork
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On 8/6/09, Vladdio wrote:
Dear Henry,
Bali-boy has completed his survey of the material and reports that the overall dimensions of this shipment are 7' wide x 1' high x 1002' long.
It was difficult to weigh since the crate had to be stood on end to fit on the scale but we managed to enlist the help of several hundred passers-by. The total weight of this shipment is 40,000 pounds.
Who should I speak to at Cargo Express Shipping Company?
I await your shipping information.
Please note that our shipping and receiving department will be closed on Monday and Tuesday for our annual quilting bee. (This year’s theme is Famous Bearded Mathematicians.)
Also please also forward me the payment information.
Thank you.
Carl Fanork.
On 8-6-09, Henry Wilson wrote:
I would like you to know that you dont have to box or crate the materials for shipping .The shippers will take care of that , that is why i ask you to contact them . All you have to do is to send them an email as i ask you to and then they will get back to you with the shipping cost as soon as possible so that i can make all payment at once with my Master Card .
Best Regards ,
Henry Wilson .
On 8-7-09, Vladdio wrote:
Henry,
Please forgive me for the communication mix-up. I was unaware that the shipper would be involved in the packing and crating of the material. We are usually the ones to do this. However at this point the material is crated. If it's a matter of inspecting the contents, we could drill small holes along the length of the crate. I believe this may require as many as 500 holes. In all fairness, we should not be responsible for all of the labor costs to drill these holes. But I think we could come to an understanding.
Bali-boy will drill the holes. He estimates the total time for this project would be 10 hours. His rate of pay is $25 per hour for day time work, but since this would have to be done at night, he would get $37.50 per hour. That's $375 total. However he'll need someone to hold the flashlight (since it is night time). If you will agree to pay the costs of Bali-boy's friend, Pez-man, to hold the flashlight (he estimates $90), I personally will pay the $375. Later we can discuss the cost of batteries for the flashlight.
I will contact the shipper at this email address cargo_express2@linuxmail.org as you requested. Previously I asked you to whom I should speak at the shippers but you never told me. It's been my experience that every shipping company that I have ever dealt with has someone on their staff named Lenny. Unless you tell me otherwise, I will ask to speak to Lenny. I would feel more comfortable doing this.
I will copy you with my communications with Lenny.
Thank you.
Carl Fanork
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On 8-7-09, Vladdio wrote to the shipper:
Hello Lenny,
Captain Henry Wilson asked that I contact you directly regarding a shipment to be sent to the following address:
Captain Henry Wilson ,
1 methordist kids Orphanage
32 Trasaco Valley
City Accra
Country Ghana
I believe that if you were to read the following emails you can then try to understand the incredibly complicated nature of this project. The content of this shipment will be "some of (My) chain link fence.(Captain Henry Wilson) need the 6 feet high by 11 and half gauge (Captain Henry Wilson) will be needing 1000 feet of them materiel ". In addition there will be 200 pounds of fanork, and approximately 500 pounds of small boxes that no one else needs to know about.
Please let me know what other information you need from me.
Thank you, Lenny.
Carl Fanork
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