Sunday, September 6, 2009

Captain Marvel and the Latch Minister

...an adventure cut short. Stayed tuned!

From: david marvel [mailto:davidmarvel11@gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, June 17, 2009 11:30 PM
To: info@xxxxxxxxx.com
Subject: ORDER

On 6-17-09, David Marvel wrote:
Hello,
Am Rev David Marvel and i will like to order Latches from your company and can i know their prices in range and the method of payment you do accept,thank you and hope to hear from you soon.

On 6-18-09, Vladdio wrote:
Captain Marvel,

Your Order information was forwarded to me as I am the Latch Minister of the 3rd Order of the League of Spatial Conservators. Quite frankly, I am surprised you've been able to penetrate the Veil of Flotsam, and speak directly to me. No one gets to this level without a great deal of money changing hands. However since you have come this far, I must assume that you either have paid the required fees or that you are also a member of our league. I must also assume that you are from Ghana, since Ghana is the home of Poolus Fenci, of whom the many legends tell.

How can I help you? Please be specific.

Vitus Dancer

On 6-19-09, David Marvel wrote:
Kindly email me back with your website

On 6-19-09, Vladdio wrote:
Certainly. My website name is:

http://2009latchemperor42simonsays1909vdbcactusjuicecarbunkle5551212zippoppowyahoo42tiemedown.com

Please get the photo to me ASAP and I will send you the password and user ID.

Vitus Dancer

On 6-19-09, David Marvel wrote:
Your website is not opening


On 6-21-09, Vladdio wrote:
Captain Marvel,

My website is working perfectly. Just today I received 150,000 hits.

The problem may be in your own computer.

Allow me to suggest these strategies:
- hold down on the F13 key as you click on my site.
- if you don't have an F13 key (many of the older computers do not.) then hold down on the F6 and F7 together.
- place your keyboard into a large bucket of cold water.
- re-format your hard drive

Good luck.

Vitus Dancer

1 comments:

  1. I just go an email from the same guy and I messed with him too.....
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